I have to fix 14 Macbook Pros before the end of the day
Then I have to go how am listen to my wife whine about how much her ear hurts, I will tell her go to the doctors for the tenth time this month. She will claim that she is unable to go to the doctors with two kids, I will tell her to do it when Akira is in nursery, she will claim 4 hours is not enough time to go to the doctors, I will call her a retard and it will all start again. She uses cotton buds daily and just compacts more and more wax. Sometimes I think I married a common prole, other times a succubus but mostly a miserable, self pitying, whiner, who believes she is so hard done by despite owning her own home by the time she was 23.
( Peej, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How are you and what delights are coming your way?

( Peej, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

You must love her dearly...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Mrs Cow does this too
She is always complaining about some ailment then never goes to the docs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Give her some Laudanum and send her to bed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Hmmm
Victorian cures were always the best idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)

All women do it.
You don't have a special edition or anything.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

"special" more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

'Then I have to go how am listen to my wife'?
Morning, Little Plum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Yeh and I'm not going to edit it
I'm tired and teasey and slightly hungover.
( Peej, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)