Maaaarnin'.
How are we all today? And what delights does Tuesday hold for you, you fucking knob?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:51, 179 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FUCK YOU
not really*

*really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Shedload of work = bad. Caffeine + music = good
A balanced day, if you will
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Music of choice today?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:57, Reply)

B*witched follwed by Songs for Christians by the Dahmer family

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Has he stolen your walkman again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I'm blaming it on the Weatherman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:00, Reply)

were you standing on the shore, calling out her name?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I honestly don't know
We had a public speaking course in work a few years ago and had to pick something to present on. My boss forgot and the first thing he found at home was a B*witched annual of his daughters. It was most entertaining to hear him giving a heartfelt 15 minute speech about the Irish popsters
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

oh bloody hell. Wish you'd taped that.
I would have watched it for a laugh...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

This morning's journey into work was a mix of
Jimi Hendrix
Pearl Jam
Therapy?
Rolling Stones
Jesus Jones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I believe Therapy is the correct name

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

zing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:00, Reply)

A mixed bag of excellent and fucking terrible, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Divided how sir?
Apart from the obvious Jimi
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Of that list I only have time for Hendrix and 'The Stones'.
When I was at 6th form college a gang of tossers I didn’t like were ‘into Jesus Jones’ so I disapprove even though I couldn’t honestly say I know any songs. They also liked the dismally-named ‘Ned’s Atomic Dustbin’ who I can confidently write off as fucking shit despite once again knowing none of their output. I know you really like Pearl Jam so I’ll only say they are/were at best mediocre once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I thought you might divide them that way
Jesus Jones remind me of being at college!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Pearl Jam did some dubious stuff
but they also did some outstandingly good music.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

This^
I can't help loving all of it though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

They have kept it hidden from me if you're right.
But then you 'came of musical age' during 'grunge' (belm) so you have a slight blind spot in this field, I have found.

I have a similar problem with dippy acidhead music.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

This is most likely true
I love listening to Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Screaming Trees, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Alice in Chains aren't actually grunge
they just happened to be from the same place at the same time.

I'd argue that Soundgarden aren't either because their music is too proficient.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Same labelling at the time though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I was actually ever so slightly later
but my brothers were big fans.

My favourite is their greatly under-appreciated album Binaural
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I'm quite enjoying Backspacer at the moment

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Eddie had a fantastic voice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Yeah but Syd was more the natural entertainer.
IT'S A 'LITTLE AND LARGE' JOKE!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Tuesday is just Monday,
but a bit less of a cunt.
(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:54, Reply)

IT'S THECOLONEL!
Hello, TheColonel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:57, Reply)

*waves*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

*returns wave, in a very masculine fashion*
Good morning
(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

*salutes*
MORNING SIR!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:05, Reply)

That's more like it.
How is your slightly-more-Northerly life treating you ?
(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Not too bad at all actually
Pleased the weather is slightly calming down. I thought the dog was going to fly away last night when I took him for a walk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

That would have been ruff.

(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

He was like a little furry kite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Not a box-er is he?

(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Unfortunately for this joke, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Good morning.
How are you this morning?
(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I'm fucking GANGSTA, yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I've got a load of meetings I need to rearrange.
This is hardly a delight.

As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Not great
Just received an email off my friend's Dad, the one with cancer. I'd had confirmation of it from one of his sons, but it's really sad to see it coming from him.

My line manager has just cheered me up a bit though, so I'm not feeling too down in the dumps.

I've got the dullest job of the week to do this morning, including training someone else to do it.

Yourself?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I've got cancer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:57, Reply)

NOT REALLY!!!!! LOL!!!!!
I'm good - first day in about 8 that I've not woken up feeling dreadful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

ha ha ha ha
Good way to cheer us all up
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Mrs Cow's best mate has to get a tit off
as she has pre-cancerous cells and her nipples were leaking blood. Not good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Unless she is a Masai

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Or an Amazon.
It's too early for classical allusions, perhaps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I think she left her bow at home

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Not much of a bow selecter, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Proper

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

She is a Masai-ve
Huge nork
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

You should have e-mailed it.
Much more appropriate.
(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Same old same old
Apart from my boss going in to have a gall bladder operation later, so there should be an overall reduction in negative vibes (with him not being here that is, he's a bit whiny)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:57, Reply)

What does a gall bladder do?
Does it help you to float in the sea?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Something to do with bile
Once it's been removed it's hoping to go into journalism
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:00, Reply)

This is very witty and deserves a reply
'a reply'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Me fucking own right hand in toilets in about five minutes to get day started right
You fucking knob?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

This really makes no sense what-so-ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Darth is wanking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

YES IT DOES
THICKY! YOU'RE A THICKY!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

You are stabbing at your keyboard with your turgid penis?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

That is a brilliant idea
*unzips*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I have to fix 14 Macbook Pros before the end of the day
Then I have to go how am listen to my wife whine about how much her ear hurts, I will tell her go to the doctors for the tenth time this month. She will claim that she is unable to go to the doctors with two kids, I will tell her to do it when Akira is in nursery, she will claim 4 hours is not enough time to go to the doctors, I will call her a retard and it will all start again. She uses cotton buds daily and just compacts more and more wax. Sometimes I think I married a common prole, other times a succubus but mostly a miserable, self pitying, whiner, who believes she is so hard done by despite owning her own home by the time she was 23.
( Peej, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

How are you and what delights are coming your way?

( Peej, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

You must love her dearly...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Mrs Cow does this too
She is always complaining about some ailment then never goes to the docs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Give her some Laudanum and send her to bed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Hmmm
Victorian cures were always the best idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)

All women do it.
You don't have a special edition or anything.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

"special" more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

'Then I have to go how am listen to my wife'?
Morning, Little Plum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Yeh and I'm not going to edit it
I'm tired and teasey and slightly hungover.
( Peej, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

not bad this morning
slept pretty well, the sun is shining and I get to go home today.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Your noncing sentence is over already?
I blame Labour, the nonces
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

you are getting less amusing each time you post.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Is that possible?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I thought not
but he's proving that it can be done.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

whodathunkit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Can you let me know when i hit rock bottom please, so i can plan a trip to KFC?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:15, Reply)

It's now.
Off you pop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I disagree - last post was funny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

bye then...cruel world

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah bye.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I had my last chemistry prac for this semester today.
I've finished learning about the renal system, and I've done my notes on gene linkage and partial dominance of alleles. And then I flaked out and watched Big Bang Theory.

Also, the toilet on my floor is flooded thanks to a leaking roof.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

The toilet on your floor?
Just find the lowest corner, you'll find it all tends to run that way anyway.
(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:15, Reply)

more like eww.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)

What degree are you actually doing?
It sounds proper hardcore
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Biomedical science. Basically it's what Berk does - she's a biomedical scientist.
It's properly good fun. I really really love it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

It sounds interesting
I kind of wish I'd gone into that, rather than IT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I'm really enjoying it yeah.
it's interesting/mindbreaking to hear the discussions sometimes - there's a couple of christians on the course who try to bring it back to being down to a divine creator.... I don't think they'll last long to be honest.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Divine creator - pfft
A divine creator would have made ears big enough to rake out with your finger
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

this exactly.
well. In fairness, I can do that already - I have little fingers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I have some wax in my right ear
Can you oblige please?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

nope.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

BBC iPlayer still hasn't got MOTD online
Oh, and; a footballer had sex and pursued a new-fangled and expensive way of making sure the media and social networking sites would blow the affair out of even greater proportion than usual, and the matter was eventually resolved in the HOUSE OF FUCKING COMMONS.

I'm not convinced the world didn't end, frankly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I finally finished watching it this morning
Stupid kids
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I love that people posted about it on twitter
and there isn't a god damn thing anyone can do about it.

serves the cunt right. and his family.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

If he had just admitted it most people would have forgotten about it by now
Still, that's the Welsh for you. I assume he is embarrassed it wasn't a sheep
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

70,000 people cared enough about it to change their profile picture, Vippers.
SEVENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE. I know there's not much on telly at the moment but fucking HELL.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I feel sorry for his family, not their fault and they'll suffer terribly
Imogen Thomas is basically a prostitute, why does she want the world to know taht she is a home wrecking slut? because Max Clifford will help her make money from it. These people are lower than a snakes belly.

/rant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

she is quite tasty though, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

she's plain
and welsh.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I thought she was pretty
She has spent well on her norks too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I have no interest in fake tits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I concur with this
I also concur with NakedApe. Whilst it's vaguely believable that she only slept with him because she wanted to, despite him being MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, getting herself on the front page of every red top saying she'll risk going to jail to tell the world her secret is just a money-making exercise.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

^Marty giving advice on cheating and relationships

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Well, he did set his own parents up...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Yes, yes, I know, football AND reality TV, how dull
But that's my point. How fucking mad has our world gone when this sort of thing ends up in the Commons? Celebrity gossip rags are one thing, but that's ludicrous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

'Commons' is fucking right. That's the problem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

It's my birthday

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

FUCK YOU
not really*

*no really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

*BZZZ*
Can't use the same joke twice in a day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

If it impresses sportscow, it doesn't impress me.
Little tip there.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

He is the yin to my yang

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I feel the same way about Wormulous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Most people do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Happy Birthday Chompy, have a drink on me...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Can't, diet. Anyway celebrations are happening saturday when I will ignore that part of the diet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Very wise, anyway you can always drink gin and slim

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

What sort of diet are you trying?
I tried Atkins but just can't shift these thunder thighs :(
(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Needs MOAR bacon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

It's a variation on the South beach diet.
I'm doing the vegetarian one, apart from breakfasts where I can have (not very nice low fat) bacon
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Oh those fucking bacon medallion things? They are shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Nah, normal back bacon but only unsmoked and dry cured with no added sugar/salt
and I HAVE TO CUT OFF THE FAT :(
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I find the "eat less pies" diet works best
Common fucking sense diet is the best.
"Is it fried?"
"It is full of fat?"
"Is it fruit and veg?"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

also
"is there fucking loads of it?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

This is basically eat as much as you like, which is why I chose it.
But no sugar at all, low fat, low complex carbs. But you can eat as much none starchy veg and low fat meat as you want.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

that doesn't sound too bad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

The basic idea of the diet is to only eat stuff that takes effort for your body to digest
that means that the energy is released slower and so the peaks of energy aren't stored as fat.
Could all be bollocks but I'll let you know in a few weeks if it's working.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I don't put much black pudding and cake in my stir-frys

(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

DIETARY ADVICE HERE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Neither do I, I think it's only NakedApe that does

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

It's an acquired taste

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

For fuck's sake Nakers, you're clearly not a PROFESSOR of fucking spelling are you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I find words with two sets of double letters very difficult

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I find not killing you very difficult.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:16, Reply)

that seems to be my natural diet anyway.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You want crystal meth, mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I didn't go through three years of teenage braces
to take crystal meth.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

No candle = no birthday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I would like to wish you a very happy birthday.
Surely one day off the diet/wagon is permissible?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Nah, I'm having a party on Saturday,
I'm not one of those people (girls) who think they deserve a whole week of celebration for their birthdays.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Fair enough.
When you've had as many of them as I have, birthdays are not something to celebrate anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Make the most of them, you've only got a few left.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Thought for the day, there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

ha ha, I was going for Zing of the day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Happy Birthday fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Quite chipper
got enough work to look busy but not too much, and I've got the afternoon off to go shopping, the launderette and the gym.

Some nonce walked off with my swimming shorts while I was drying at the gym on Sunday, I didn't realise until I came to pack up my stuff and by then they were long gone. Who does that? I've had to buy new ones (to be fair they probably needed replacing, they were getting on a bit).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

You are "The Situation" AICMFP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Worst wrestler monicker EVARR.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Is there a good one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Yes. 'Kendo Nagasaki' of course.
Also 'Giant Haystacks'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

The Menopaws
She dressed like a cat with blood on her hands
(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

This deserves a click

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Closely followed by The Gobbledy Gooker.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

You are fucking jesting.
Unless he's Vietnamese in which case BEST EVER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

About it existing, or being in second?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

The former.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Very talented Mexican wrestler

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

It has crocheted eyeballs!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I bought some piadinas yesterday after you mentioned them (hadn't intended to, just noticed them on offer)
The back of the packet says they can be used as a pizza base so I might give that a go. What did you have on yours?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Garlic sausage, cheddar, tomato, onion, jalapenos, baby leaf spinach, cucumber, mayo, splash of balsamic vinegar
then I made myself stop.

EDIT: I noticed the pizza thing too, I am also considering it
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Remove the cucumber and that sounds excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Do you work at Subway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Nope
but if I've got stuff for sandwiches in the fridge I tend to use all of it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)

It makes a better sandwich

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I just convinced my boss to sell me a coffee table/storage chest for £100 that goes for £355.
This is a) a fucking bargain and b) not a frivolous purchase at all as my old one has to go because it's not child friendly.

Go me - I got myself a good deal out of the stingiest man alive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Did you just say "go me"? This is highly unusual
I love getting a bargin and chests make great coffee tables, all in all well done, have a pat on the back.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Mate please correct the spelling of your name, it's annoying the hell out of me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Done...sorry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

We both know, that is an impossibility

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I used your mum's chest as a coffee table
a glass one. that I shat on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Morning Una. Loved your work in Wurzel Gummidge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)