What's with the breakdown you old fruit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've just answered your own question.
Living a lie with his missus is becoming too much to bear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I can't even be bothered to tell you to fuck off
Yes I can.

Fuck off.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Dunno, just feel very shaky today
For some reason my brain has decided to dredge up every major mistake I've ever made and play them on an endless showreel just behind my eyes. I won't be listening to The Cure today, let's put it that way. Because they're shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

you're shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Your face is shit
Your mum is shit
Your mum's face is shit

Look at me saving you time and effort.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Share them all with the group
A problem shared and all that. Nodoby will laugh at them, I promise
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

We can all give him a dig out, persuade him that his life has some worth and meaning
That he's not just another pointless cog in a big wheel, that people really give a shit about his crappy dancing or playing out Combichrist to the witless sixfingered kids of Norwich, and that he'll manage to escape the soul destroying parochial shitness of the place before he hits middle age.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Fuck that shit, fuck that shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

YOU'RE NOT HELPING MARTY HERE AT ALL

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

It's OK, I think he 'enjoys the abuse'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

major mistake I've ever madequestion I got wrong on The Weakest Link
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Can actually only remember two
Both of which were in the final, both of which I should have got, either of which could have saved me nearly shitting myself on TV.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)