Total Wipeout
Winning an assault course-based show in combination with a quiz should catapult me to D-list celebrity status. Then I wheel out the arm candy, have a very public break-up and reunion with her, shag a footballer and I'll be set for life.

Serious answer; not sure, possibly The Chase on ITV
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the guy on that is a know-all twat
and annoys the living hell out of me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Ideally it would be Countdown, just to meet Jeff Stelling
but I'm shite at the letters rounds. If it was entirely maths-based I'd own the motherfucker.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

you should go on fear factor

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

No
I should not. As soon as there's a heights-based challenge I'd physically soil myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

another thing we have in common.
I've awarded you pre-emptive film reference points further up. Don't let me down.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Hadn't spotted that
Full Metal Jacket. Good work sir.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Beat you to it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Damn you youngsters and your sharp reactions
*waves cane threateningly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

yeah but I heard that a couple weeks ago they gave a couple $50,000 for shaving their heads

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I think the key thing there is "a couple"
I'm not going to get £25k for shaving my head, and Ms Foxtrot wouldn't do that. Unless you add a zero.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

then she's a moron
no offence, lol, etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

She'd do it if it was entirely private
but not on TV. She's very shy. As would anyone who spent that much time around me would be.

shy mortified
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I was more worried about you refusing to shave your head, to be honest.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Pfft
Like I've never done that before. It's me, remember, I've run the entire gamut of embarrassing haircuts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

you say that like I've known you my whole life

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

You're familiar with my proclivity for changing my hair every few weeks

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

had nobody told the producers
that hair grows back? God, I despair of the general public, I really do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

That show is in no way scary at all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

putting a mother fucking scorpion in your mouth is scary

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

OH DARTH
Glee is on tour here, did you know?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I did not
I know Matthew "Bumchin" Morrison is doing a tour over here though. Can't bring myself to go see Glee live. Too gay, even for me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)