I thought they were for braggin about, I didn't know they actually functioned.

(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They do everything a normal laptop does, but in a more expensive therefore better fashion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

But as my GF continuously reminds me
it's crafted from a single piece of fucking Kryptonite, or somesuch.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Brilliant in case you ever need to beat Superman to death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

They seem to be good at killing their workers in the far east.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)

maybe it's the Krypntonite that is fucking Job's liver?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Why use windows when you could get it free on *nix ?
Same arguement up the scale on OSX... it honestly "just works".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I don't know what *nix is
My attitude to technology; I want to take it out of the box nad have it set up ready to go, i never want to play with settings or anything even vaguely backend-y.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Macs are far better for that.
"are you sure you want to open/download/save this file?"

Hell, to install most things you just drag the file from the cd (or whatever) into applications.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)