And we're two of only three B3tans to my knowledge who love cricket
The other being The Mighty Badger.

Shithead. You, not him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was expecting that!
And of course we both love footie, which in these parts is quite a rarity.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Good point
I have no idea whereabouts "these parts" are for you, actually.

*awaits genitalia-related punnage*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

By 'these parts' I meant on /OT
However, in your case, 'those parts' should be kept undercover at all times. You beast.

I'm actually north of the border, which as you say makes me a rampant shirt-lifter.

Not really though. When I'm taken to task for playing cricket up here I like to point out that more people play cricket in Scotland than rugby.

/trufax
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Sherioushly?!
I always thought the Scots regarded cricket as an English equivalent of sport, as little physical contact as possible. Good for you mate. Who's your footy team?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Yes it's apparently true.
I'm actually English by birth, which might explain it. Lived in Scotland all my life though.

My Scottish team is Celtic, and my English team is *ahem* Middlesbrough.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Mate
*shakes head sympathetically*

I'm heading off now, so I'll berate you for your club's inability to get Kris Boyd to score tomorrow. Have a good one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Yes I'm off too.
Kris Boyd was bought from Rangers. I rest my case.

Cheers
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

*ahem*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

You don't even know what cricket is that far North
I believe that in Newcastle, like Scotland, it's practised as a homosexual martial art.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I love cricket, fact

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

You lot are just doing this to make me look like a dick
I'm going to have to demand that each of you speak in the manner of a top-notch cricket commentator tomorrow. I call Boycott.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

OK, I won't bother either then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Oh go on
Be Benaud. All you have to do is say "what a ripper" instead of POTD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Are you still expressing suicidal thoughts Darth?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

'Hi! I'm Richie Benaud, that spastic off the telly.
Darth Foxtrot is a fucking bent cunt and all of us here in the BBC cricket office hate his guts and are knobbing his missus. Until next time, that's all from us here. Goodnight'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You two are fucking inseperable at the moment
I think it's adorable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Who? Me and Richie Benaud?
No we're not you weirdo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

However, he does fancy the arse off Susanna Reid, so Sportscow is ok in my book.
*jizzy high fives*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)