I bought some discs and pads for the car whilst on the sofa in my pants. I love the modern world.
So many activities now that used to require washing, dressing, interacting with other human beings etc can all now be done from your sofa, whilst only wearing pants. We truly are at the pinnacle of human civilisation.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You can even buy more pants while only wearing pants. It is amazing.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

You could live dangerously, and not even wear pants to order stuff from the internet.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

The sofa's leather
I can do without the rippage when I eventually do get up to stuff my fat inernet shut-in's face with more pies.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

That way you're only a single layer of bri-nylon away from crapping in your freezer, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You know those silicon ice-cube mould things?
I have something similar.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

My Surpriseometer must have run out of batteries - I'm getting no reading at all. Nothing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I suggest you give a shake, clear out the valves.
Or purchase something made post-1972, I hear wonderful things about these "microchips" they keep talking about.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

That's Devil-talk, ye heathen bastard.
First it's these new-fangled 'spinning jennies', now this trickery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I wouldn't bother,
they taste fucking horrible.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

This post is so poor, somewhere in Somalia a jumble sale is being held to help it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I've barely slept for two days, Monty.
I'm really sorry.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I'll overlook it - this time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I'd be very grateful if you did.
I was up half the night with bloody heartburn. Hateful, utterly hateful.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I was up half the night with a sick daughter.
I have a horrible feeling I gave her my cold and it was a really unpleasant one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)