Where you trapped in a lift with someone bearing a striking resemblance to David Bowie?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sadly not. That situation would have been a great deal easier to resolve than the reality.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Ah! money worries.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I was at my desk at 8 this morning cancelling direct debits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I applaud your decision to grip your finances by the balls and squeeze till your eyes water.
You're a braver man than me Gungadin.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:56, Reply)

If it makes you feel any better, my bonus was paid today and half, yes HALF has gone on tax, NI and student loan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Worst of all
is that all that tax is just going to be spent on an UNJUST WAR that NOBODY WANTS and SECOND HOMES for CROOKED MPS.

*throws fire extinguisher at police*

*rolls on floor*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

officepolitilolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

He found himself checking out fixie bikes with 'random' coloured wheels
Then he caught a look at his reflection in the shop window, and smoothed his hair over into an asymmetrical fringe thing, thinking it'd be a great look.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I popped on my lenseless glasses,
went to an 'awesome' gallery opening in Dalston, then fixied my way down to Shoreditch but I didn't stay there because it's no longer cool. It's sold out, man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I've heard Lewisham is where it's at now, it's like real you know, gritty.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I know you're jokin' and all
But I am so enraged right now I want to smash your face in. Fucking hipster scum!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Luckily he won't be able to run away very quickly.
Tight checked shirts, tucked into skin-tight jeans secured by a bright red belt plus a pair of retro Converse basketball shoes do not a swift getaway make.

God, now I want to hurt him, too.
( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)