Alt alt: because you just will not fuck off and die and do the world a favour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not till all of my demands are met:
The Channel Tunnel to be renamed "Darth's Anal Adventure ride"
A burning ship Viking buriel down the thames with 10,000 mourners
Free Marmite
Gin mains pipes
France re-conquered

thank you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

10000 is a bit steep, but I can do 10
and that's if by mourners you mean "passers-by" or "sewer rats"
( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Bacteria.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

These are all reasonable requests.
I'll make some calls.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Thank you I'd appreciate that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)