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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The afternoon has been and almost gone, it's afternoon tea time
but what is the best afternoon tea food, crustless sandwichs, scones, jam and clotted cream, biscuits or cayke?

ALT: Coincidences, tell me weird shit that's happened to you.

ALT ALT: Why is Monty so bitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:06, 129 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Alt alt: because you just will not fuck off and die and do the world a favour.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Not till all of my demands are met:
The Channel Tunnel to be renamed "Darth's Anal Adventure ride"
A burning ship Viking buriel down the thames with 10,000 mourners
Free Marmite
Gin mains pipes
France re-conquered

thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)
10000 is a bit steep, but I can do 10
and that's if by mourners you mean "passers-by" or "sewer rats"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Bacteria.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
These are all reasonable requests.
I'll make some calls.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Thank you I'd appreciate that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)
why must you have food with tea?
alt: there's a glitch in the matrix

alt alt: i e
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Because that's the whole point of tea time
It's a snack betwixt lunch and dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
why isn't it called snack time then?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Because snack time would be weird.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
why do you have to have a set time to eat and have tea?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
It's not set, tea time is the time when you have your tea
it's not like 4.15pm.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)
It's 1617, I'm going to have another cup of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
you just said tea time is for your snack BETWIXT* lunch and dinner.
*honestly, who the fuck says betwixt

gosh, you guys are SO confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Me. That's who.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
You would. You and your kilt.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Scots would say betwixt.
But a noncey Englishman thinking it's all "retro" and "cool" to dress in another cultures clothes might.

Next thing you know he'll be wearing a sari.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I like those.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
It bloody is. It's 4pm as any fule kno.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Fuck you Monty
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_%28meal%29
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I should have stipulated afternoon tea really...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
f00OOOooo0OoOoo0o0o0o0oOOoo0o000oo0o0O0oOoOOOOoooOoOOOOooo00o0oO0oO0od

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
because it's tea time
My friend doesn't understand why at some stations there are signs saying "Do not alight here" she argues it should say "Do not get off the train here" which is retarded.

Also see inflammable and flammable.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
But that's what it DOES say.
Does she no comprendo Inglese?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
That's my point

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I am sharing your disbelief.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)
As long as that is all you share

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
dictionary says the term is for when dismounting a HORSE
not a train
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
eh hem
a·light 1 (-lt)
intr.v. a·light·ed or a·lit (-lt), a·light·ing, a·lights
1. To come down and settle, as after flight: a sparrow alighting on a branch.
2. To get down, as from a vehicle; dismount: The queen alighted from the carriage.
3. To come by chance: alight on a happy solution
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
aw I want a carriage
do they rent them out or was it only for KP?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
KP?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
The peanut industry was terribly elitist

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

KP
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Jordan

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Oh that cunt, hopefully the horse will bolt and drag her and her miserable existance over a cliff

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Hatred originating from disreputable gentlemen is going to continually persist.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I bet you love that meme
you, with your regency fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
mother fucking right

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Kevin Pietersen.
He's convinced he's Louis IV, the mad cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I thought he just hit Louis for 4?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Good thing you Americans are here
to instruct us on the correct usage of a language we've had for centuries. Millenia, in fact, depending on your definition.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Good thing you English are here to feel like you're better than everyone else, and push us back in our place.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Aw, I was only joking
We are better than you, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

feel like you're be
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
And while we're on the subject, what's the deal wiht airline food!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
The low cabin pressure means that your taste buds do not work as well as they do at sea level
therefore even the best meal will by slightly tasteless, I hope this helped.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
You should go on tour with material like that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Thank you, i have been contemplating a one man show at Edinburgh this year
It'll be called stuff I know and think about
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Oh man it would be brilliant.
Like when that cunt took a fridge round Ireland. How we laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
What? I had to keep them chilled
I don't trust navvie workmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
For a follow up I'm going to try and write a number single for Latvia
and I'll document all of the "hilarious" misunderstandings that and adventures that occur.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Afternoon tea
needs Party Rings.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
And Fondant Fancies!
Oh we'll have a gay old time Jeffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Ah, I love party rings.
And jammie dodgers
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Have you seen the new jammy/toffee dodgers adverts?
fucking weird
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Oh god those monkeys
and the toffee monkey's victory dance

And the fact that toffee digestives sound slightly wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I thought it was quite funny the first time I saw it
before the nightmares began anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
And Battenberg!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Ryan Gigg's wife has left him taking half of everything.
This means she now has 6 more Premier League winners medals than Steven Gerrard.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Monty can go to hell
Twice yesterday I offered to send him a bottle of my current favourite beer brewed locally by us Pasty Wogs and twice he ignored me.

Weird shit, A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it. *edit* bindun damn

Best tea food is Crusty bread and a selection of good cheeses, cold meats and chutneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I missed this entirely due to pesky work!
I would dearly like to try your pasty-wog beer. Tell me it's not too late to make amends...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Depends
Maybe it is, Maybe its not. It's called beheaded, It's made by Keltek and is deceptive beer as it tastes like a 5.4 but is actually a 7.6 in fact the guy I know at the brewery says this might be inaccurate and its probably closer to 8. Gaz me your PO Box and I'll wing a bottle over.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Anything I can get, generally.
The spice cake I make can be quite nice, as are gingerbread. Rice cakes with butter were my traditional coming home from school snack.

Alt Alt: as he's not seen me in ages. HINT HINT
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
*Offers Bonio*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Why are you calling me a dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I'm not, it's just you said anything you could get, i have some Bonios, the logic seems sound to me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Seems logical
-accepts biscuit, palms off to Jeff-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Cheers Stingray!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
They're a bit pink at the moment.
I need to start taking suncream seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)
That's alright.


Although I'm not sure that suncream would make 'em taste any better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Spice cake?
Ginger Bread?

Do you also make Sporty biscuits, Posh flapjacks, Baby muffins and Scary doughnuts?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Oh Jeff...
i can imagine your mother speaking to you in these dissapointed tones when you'd wet the bed again
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Whereas I imagine your mother leaving you wrapped up outside your local Barnardo's shortly after you were born.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
/Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Did you end up preferring them to be mainly butter rather than rice cake?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
...
yes

I miss the days where I could eat what I want and be skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Up 'til I was 25 that was me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)
1925

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Me too, sigh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)
15 for me.
I was never thin/skinny, just had slender legs and a proper bust. As in, not big tits because I'm fat, but big tits due to being big titted.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
You were a proper rake when you were at school
You look better with a bit of meat on your bones.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)
10-12 ain't a rake
Which pictures are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Ones on your facebook that I wasn't looking through while touching myself honest.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I'm looking now
I look so so so different.
I mean how the fuck is that me
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I can tell you what's worse
a friend asked me what ball dress I'd wear to the ball. I said it was hard to find a dress that looks good in my size, and she sighed and said she remembered how thin I was when I started university (before my illness)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)
18 for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)
You're all fat cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Oh dear, fatty is green with envy/cayke longing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I'm obssessing about food at the moment
The idea of a cream tea isn't very appetising to tell you the truth.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Do you guys get the Naked juice drinks? I find they help when I'm dying a bit inside.
oh look! you do.
www.nakedjuice.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)
What Chompy should do, if he really is feeling like a fatty pie pie
is to buy himself some running shoes, and do some exercise. This would be better than sitting alone in his dark flat playing computer games and just eating a bit less.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
uuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhh exercise

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Does WoW count as excercise, he does get quite sweaty when he's playing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)
how do you know, Creepy McCreeper?
I bet you watch when he wanks as well
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)
He's not called 'NakedApe' for nothing, the randy little chimp.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I can't watch your house and Chompys silly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Thanks notoriously fat person
I'll take your advice on board.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Two king-size munchy boxes and 4 diazepams, washed down wi' a bottle o' Buckie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I tell you what Monty
There is something about a Munchy Box which has seriously inflamed my ardour. I fear I may not rest properly until I have tried one. That and a "Parmo"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Someone cooked Parmo's on "come dine with me" the other day
She thought she was being ironic, she was just being a pleb.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Yeah, there really is no way you can make food like that
suitable for anything other than the period after you've had a massivel skinful.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Me too.
I reckon we should go into business selling them in London - no-one else is.

And we could do De Luxe ones with better quality contents. Bella could model for the promotional literature.

I seriously think we should go on Dragons' Den with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
"Morning dragons, I'm Monty, this is Al and rolling around on the floor is Bella, she deals with PR and marketing"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)
"Now this, right here, is our invention. It's called the Munchy Box"

...


...


...


"I'm so sorry, that's clearly just our PR and marketing managers vagina, this, over here, this thing right here, THAT is our product, the Munch Box"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)
'Can we start again please?'
'Bella for fuck's sake put that away'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)
That pissed on your chips....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Good shot!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)
"What the ... How the hell did AA get into the studio? Monty did you bring him along?
You what? He was inside her vagina the whole time? Well no, it isn't very sanitary. No, you probably shouldn't try our samples."
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)
'I can assure you I had no idea there was a tranny reeking of off mackerel anywhere'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)
"...Sorry Deborah, except you!"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)
"No I don't know why he's asleep either Theo, but I have it good authority that he will be up and about in about 4 months"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Surely Monty would already have chased the 'Dirty Little Forrin' out of the front door?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)
PARMO PARMO PARMO
You southerners might not have to live in poverty, but outdoor toilets and an early death is a price I gladly pay for a parmo whenever I want.
(TheColonel, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)
THE ANSWER IS OF COURSE CRUMPETS YOU FUCKING OAF.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Cinnamon toast is also great.
We used to eat that and watch Stalky & Co every Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Television with food = common

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Very true, but we made an exception for Kipling.
I was also given special dispensation to eat in the sitting-room when Monkey was on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Oh fuck yes crumpets
Muffins are the breakfast choice du jour at the moment, when I have breakfast. I might do pancakes at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Crumpets
with melted mature cheddar on top.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)
melted butter and marmite
I am actullay salivating, but taht's because i suffer from terriblye sialorrhoea.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Ooh, not had cheese and crumpets
I've had cheese and muffins, those are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)
It's very good indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:41, Reply)
fun fact for the day:
your crumpets are our english muffins
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)
No they aren't
Crumpet:


Muffin:

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Oh man I am hungry now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)
"English" muffins ming. Fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Fuck off.
They are brilliant with peanut butter and jam.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Peanut butter mings

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1216706
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Aye, I saw
There is nothing I can say to make that image any more funny.

It's somewhat similar to the time you pointed out that my Mum is dead because I listen to Green Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)
That deserved to be on the popular page a lot longer than it was.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I had to try desperately not to laugh loudly when I read that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)
YOU fuck off
They are vile, as is peanut butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)
You only dislike peanut butter because it 's hazardous to your space-docking activities.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)
You'd doubtless prefer a 'bot dog' (c) me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Unless you call them 'breakfast muffins', I get dessert muffins jump to mind

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Is that right?
I was frightfully confused by your idea of 'biscuits' last time I was in Virginia. They are 'scones' over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)
they're delicious
sausage gravy with biscuits
I so know what I'm having for breakfast saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)
You put gravy on scones?
That's crazy talk, scones are either for butter, or clotted cream and jam.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Clotted cream and jam is magnificent
Especially when the scones are still warm from the oven
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)
i will be the first to admit i am wrong about a lot of things
But this isn't one of those things
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Biscuits means dumplings, I think.
Rather than scones.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I love dumplings
but you're wrong: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)
It's all so confusing Al

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I had one last time I was in the US - it was like a large scone.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I didn't dare try them when I was there.
I knew my head was likely to explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Like so:
thepauperedchef.com/2010/05/better-homemade-biscuits-and-gravy.html

fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Like a broken link?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Fuck knows what I'm doing wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Oh right, well I'm much clearer on it now.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I've put a link in now
You can apologise for being completely wrong once you've had a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Those poor scones
A dog's vomited on them, look
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)
That looks fucking disgusting.
Also, why are they serving pork, yet insisting on 'Kosher salt'?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)
They sell scones and gravy in Kentucky Fried Chicken over there.
It's fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)
How do you make scone out of chicken bits?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)
It's like a skinwich or a double down

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)
It's not scones
it's scones
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Right so what so you call our english muffins?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)
We don't have english muffins
we have muffins. And muffins.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)
The difference being that muffins are savoury
but muffins are sweet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Fuck me, I've been gone for 10 mins and we've had one of the best sub threads evs (Dragons Den/Bella's Den)
And the most hunger inducinga nd confusing debate about muffins/crumpets etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I'm opting for crumpets
or a scone with strawberry jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Do you use your breasts as a useful place
to rest your plate?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)
They're not a shelf Al
not nearly so useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

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