I ought to be doing stuff in the kitchen
in preparation for the cake extravaganza. Instead I'm in bed, freezing my tits off. Still, tennis in half an hour...
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Is that why you are freezing your tits...
So TC will be dazzled by your nipples?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Door. Internet. Go.

(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Keep you knickers on Gloria Gaynor.
I was only having a laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I know
but I really am really rather cold. It's nearly June for fucks sake. I can't even turn the heating on because it wouldn't make me any warmer for about 48 hours. Cocking storage heater bastards.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

You could try putting on a jumper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I'm fully clothed, including cardigan
in bed, under the duvet.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I hope you have a nephew called Charlie and he finds a golden ticket
And then you might be able to go and live in a warm chocolate factory.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Har de har
given that I need a root canal, I think putting me in a building with an unlimited supply of sugary stuff would be a really bad idea.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:31, Reply)

But you'd have a whole army of umpa lumpas at your disposal.
Think of the fun you could have with an entire army under your command!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)