Our pools are indoors.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ours aren't
you'll never get a tan at an indoor pool!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)

tan?! hahahahhaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

It is unlikely you'll get a tan in an outdoor pool here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

i burn
but that doesn't count. I burn under strong light bulbs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)

that is, like, so sad

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Maybe.
But then the home counties haven't been flattened by tornadoes and the south coast of England isn't shitting itself, worrying about a bit of rain, unlike the people who live in Kentucky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I'm not sure if you're referencing something that has absolutly nothing to do with me to make me feel bad.
But if you are, it's not working.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)

You were complaining about the British weather.
And I was pointing out that it isn't just us who have weather that's a bit bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:40, Reply)

How can I complain about your weather?
If anything I should complain about our lack of public indoor pools to swim at during winter.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Take it to your congressman K! Take it all the way to town hall.
And DEMAND action.

It'll be just like that film Footloose, only for swimmers not dancing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:44, Reply)

everybody cut, everybody cut
everybody cut, everybody cut

I fucking LOVE Kenny Loggins!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I'll bet you fucking LOVE Willard.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

if you're lucky you might get a verruca
like a teeny tiny tan on your foot.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)