I'm not going
because I'm a boring old woman, and never go to parties.

I used to love Why Don't You, but I never got to see past the opening credits, when I switched off my TV set and went and did something less boring instead. Like reading.

Alts: probably both by me. I'm always doing stupid stuff. Ooh, like the other week, I tried on the most awesome pair of shoes that were all of the sexeh. I started strutting up and down the shop to get the full effect, and one foot slid away under me on the shiny shop floor, and I went arse over tit like a complete moron. Right in front of a couple of girls who were just walking in.

I still bought the shoes anyway. They're fab.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ultimately self-defeating in its message, was Why Don't You
And yes, it was dreadful.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)