My day just gets better and better.
First my mate wants to tell me about his sore penis, now my brother's texted me to tell me that he 'just did a circular shit'. Apparently he ran to answer his phone before flushing and when he 'went back to inspect, the ends had joined'.

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I WANT TO KNOW THESE THINGS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:56, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And we do because?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Because you're all cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

We are?
We are!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

WHY DO YOU THINK WE WANT TO KNOW THEM EITHER?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I did
Now I have a vagina, too.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

you should probably tweet that

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

You are so right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Tell him to stick it in a bap
And pretend it's a Wimpy 'Bender in a bun'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)