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Someone found out about Chompy's "evening activities" and he's been on a shooting spree

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-13570588

Ironic BBC news thread
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:36, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I did not know that.
Fishermead is a shit hole.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)
In the utopia of Milton Keynes? Surely not!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Look at the photo
Nice trees even in the Ghetto, MK is awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Even for you that is scraping the barrel of resons MK is anything but a souless wasteland

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)
MK is awesome
They have cows
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)
What have you got against trees you bastard?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Bennies

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)
An unexpected honour sir!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)
You missed this earlier
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1217730
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is surely post of the day.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1217954
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Suck it up losers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Hahaha I am sorry that I did indeed miss that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Nothing at all, but as a unique selling point of MK they don't stack up to much

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Just over a mile from my flat.
WOOooo
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)
The killer might be hiding in your buildding
"HUMANS CAN LICK TOOOOOOOOO!"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Could be, I should check the basement when I get home.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Make sure to go by yourself, and don't turn the lights on and you'll retain the element of surprise

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Haha!
Someone has been downloading free books on ther iPhone
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)
What? How do i do that?
Is there an App for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I downloaded some shit app a few days ago that pertained to having free books
They were all really badly written short stories, of which your comment was the "terrifying" final line of one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)
That's a horror story that's as old as the hills
the hills Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Ahh, OK
Not heard it before
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
really?! i am genuinly surprised
We are taking about the dog under the bed licking the girl's hand aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Same sort of ending
Shit story where room-mate is murdered and thinks the tongue licking her is a dog, or something
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Is Milton Keynes really that shit
That lives there are only worth a five-grand reward from Crimestoppers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Budget cuts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)
+n

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Click
Simple and effective
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Like a 2 bob prossie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)
no.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)
MK is worth £5K

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I just had a look on their website
I should go hunting for criminals, you can make a bunch of cash.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I'm sure you found someone in about five mins for swipey ages ago

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I am pleased by this story
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13570959
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Why is that Al?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Because it always appeared to me that she was being made the scapegoat for generally poor state of social services
caused by lack of funding and the fact that the media blew this up into a massive witch hunt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)
On the other hand she oversaw a fundamentally flawed department
and must therefore take ultimate responsibilty for its actions.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)
It certainly is actions. I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:50, Reply)
YOU SNEAKY CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
THIS IS NO WAY TO TALK TO ROYALTY
OY! POSH CUNT!

THAT is how to talk to royalty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
When you have 'connections at Windsor' as I do, you can talk to them however you like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Staring at Bab's tits does not count as connections

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I'm going to do this all the time from now on

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
What, use correct grammar?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
That and simply correct things making you look stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
As head of the department, she should have taken more responsibility

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Well, I think the judgement today says that wasn't the case.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Doesn't mean it is right though
I'm not after her being sacked but she seemed to wash her hands of it all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
But you don't know all the details of the case
The point she made was that they produced a report and before she had even had a chance to see it, she was sacked, effectively on live TV, purely to appease the Tabloids, rather than going through the proper process.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)
This is different to whether she should have been sacked though
This is a question of procedure
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I read that as 'appease the Tayyabs'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Best plan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Particularly with their close ties to the East London Mosque.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Not only being kiiled, but no more lamb chops
DOUBLE FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I agree with this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I reckon the little cunt deserved it anyway.
With his blond fucking hair and that face.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Yeah, the little fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)
YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)

YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I just can't believe that they never got round to shoving batteries up his arse
and lieing him across some railway tracks, amateurs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Needs MOAR paint

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Problem is she looks like a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Alright, Samuel L.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)
liking your work

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Wow, she really does.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
My day just gets better and better.
First my mate wants to tell me about his sore penis, now my brother's texted me to tell me that he 'just did a circular shit'. Apparently he ran to answer his phone before flushing and when he 'went back to inspect, the ends had joined'.

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I WANT TO KNOW THESE THINGS?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
And we do because?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Because you're all cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
We are?
We are!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)
WHY DO YOU THINK WE WANT TO KNOW THEM EITHER?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I did
Now I have a vagina, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)
you should probably tweet that

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)
You are so right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Tell him to stick it in a bap
And pretend it's a Wimpy 'Bender in a bun'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
How many bananas are too many bananas
I've had three.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
That is too many
You will be shitting like a baby later on
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
you can never have too many bananas
they're like natures candy
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
You are aware that bananas, like coconuts, are bad news for dieters?
You might as well have had a munchy box for lunch now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Nope they're allowed on my diet.
So theeeere
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
The monkey diet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
The LOLfatso diet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Monty tried that
but he totally misinterpreted the concept and instead ate nothing but Kenyan cuisine for a month.

/MontyisaracistLoLZ
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
They're fattening, I don't care what diet you're on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Oh actually they're not,
fucks sake.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Hahahahaha
No Gin for you fatty-bender-banana-boy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Haha!
Perhaps the two pints at lunchtime was a bad idea if I'm laughing at this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I'm stone cold sober and just had to pretend to cough.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
:(
fuck it, I'm going for a bike ride after work anyway.
Although my route's now being changed due to police road blocks.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)
THEY HAVEN'T BLOCKED THE CYCLE PATHS?
THOSE HEARTLESS BASTARDS HAVE RIPPED THE SOUL OUT OF MK
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
The Redways CANNOT BE SHUT DOWN.
It's like the nervous system of MK. Without The Redways....well, I can't imagine....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
They are the arteries and veins of that fair town

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I KNOW!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)
As soon as people find out his name was Mohamed Farah
they will stop caring.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
slackers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
You are Strickland AICM tardy slip

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH Strickland AICM END STRIKETHROUGH
STRIKETHROUGH slip END STRIKETHROUGH

lol!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I know I have.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Nakers noshes off tramps for small change in an underpass by Waterloo Bridge.
PASS IT ON.


EDIT no returns!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)
PASS ON IT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Psst
nakers polishes lamps for tall planes in an underpass by Waterloo fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
You need to add the 'no returns' bit.
Just incase he wishes to challenge your point.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Very wise, Jeff. I've laid myself wide open for him to claim that he knows, I do, but what is he?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
A juvenile error there.
You really ought to know better by now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Yeah you benny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
don't call me a Benny,
Deacon features.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I was talking to Monty tied to that tree over there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Can we just cut to the end?
Nakers noshes off tramps for small change in an underpass by Waterloo Bridge purple monkey dishwasher
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Look, if you come to London, rip your clothes and shit yourself I'm still not noshing you off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Christ you're picky
I'll ruin you, NakedApe. I'll smear your good name in the London destitute community. You'll never get another tramp's cock in your mouth as long as you live.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Oh man you're like that Noel Fielding!!!!!
He's, like, so RANDOM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Ugh, fuck off. Even I'm not that ugly
I resent your accusations of randomness, that's purloined straight from The Simpsons.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Monty murders crack whores and sucks out their bone marrow in a desperate attempt to get higher than rock bottom
Pass it on
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
B3ta's not admissable in court, is it?
Cos that sounds worryingly feasible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Does that work?
*changes evening plans*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)
"ha ni ni woah, a zigga wah wah no no no"
"Bad boys in a london
Rude boys in a England
Bad boys in a Jamaica
Rude boys in a Kingston
You never know tha gansta live in da jungle"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Do they drink Um Bongo?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Way down deep

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Maybe...
Original Nuttah - UK Apache & Shy FX
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)
wicked ah wicked ah wicked

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
You don't control the day, the man controls the day, but we will...control the night"
Awsome old skool mix this, I feel 14 years old!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Try to keep up here
+up
s
+s
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I almost did this myself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)
It must be obvious for me to spot it
You nonce
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Sorry to delete there, that was most indiscreet of me
and thank you to Chompers for highlighting that fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I'm the best AROUND, nothing ever gonna keep me down.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Really, thanks for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
No probs
With a name as unusual as mine you get to learn these things.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Which you managed to post a while ago!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I had a customer mail me last week whose name was yours but with an added 'dh' at the end.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Bendh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Oh man, I was totally gonna stalk the shit out of her
freeze it and send it to Kroney
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

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