I've just drunk a bottle of Black Sheep's Riggwelter
And now I have a bottle of Shepherd Neame 1698. There's one more in the fridge, I can't for the life of me remember what it is though. Something with a daft name, I'm sure.

What stupidly named drink do you like? What's the stupidest named you've drank, liked or no?

Should I see what delights the off-licence can offer and make a night of it? It would involve putting my trousers back on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:10, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Also
this amused me earlier b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1218866
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I had an amazing drink called HORSE OUTSIDE. It was delicious.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)

LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

OI
IF YOU NEED A RIDE I'VE GOT A HORSE. OUT. SIDE.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8uc7c0HZuc
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

soz can't look right now, listening to horse outside
for the 8,000 time today
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Fuck your Mitsubishi
etc.
( djtrialprice, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:16, Reply)

don't encourage her!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:29, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:01, Reply)

Fuck your Honda Civic
:D
( djtrialprice, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:10, Reply)

FUCK YOUR SUBARU
I swear I have listened to that song like 50 times today.
I fucking love it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:14, Reply)

Can't think of anything too daft sounding
The closest would be a knockie (aka Knockando) A fine single malt from Morayshire. When I left uni and lived with my grandparents they used to take me to an members club called 'The Grampian' and this was my introduction to the joys of whisky. Lack of funds and experience hinders my progress to a whisky connoisseur but I'm having fun getting there.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:54, Reply)

I certainly felt pretty stupid after drinking
a man's anus. I thought it was a poncy cocktail... and then I looked down and saw I was drinking an actual man's anus.

And people wonder why everyone's leaving Stringfellows for Spearmint Rhino.
( djtrialprice, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:19, Reply)

I hope you had a straw..
..or traction (lips) to rival the Death Star
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:38, Reply)

Big suctiony lips
all the way.
( djtrialprice, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:08, Reply)

Peuvel Kwak is a damn good belgian beer
but more bluntly daft is the Cairngorm Sheepshaggers ale. Dinnae forget the Brew Dog's Trashy Blonde either.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:16, Reply)

Daftest beer name I can recall
is Wobbly Bob. Aptly named.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)

if it's a bitter, what the fuck is it doing in the fridge?!

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 May 2011, 22:17, Reply)