10/10 : (
I've just managed to scrape myself out of bed and drink a little milk. The only things I remember are telling everyone why I loved them and I may have tried to molest Crow's friend. God I hope I haven't scarred the poor chap for life.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 May 2011, 19:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes, but you made all your guests feel very valued, loved and special
I for one thought it was lovely, if drunken.

How are you feeling, remotely recovered or not?
(berk, Sun 29 May 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I'm getting there.
Tourettes, DG, Monty and Lord Turkey boy have gone to the pub for dinner and I'm trying to get my shit together. I may have some toast soon.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Ooh, have they gone to the Staff of Life?
The food I had there was very nice and the beer wasn't bad either.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Yup!

( girlinthehole, Sun 29 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

The walk up the hill will do them good.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)

*Hugs for Blousie*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Much needed Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Why not get yourself some full-fat fizzy pop and some sweets.
The sugar will makes you feel a bit better.

Alternatively, have a chinese.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Or a curry
I popped out just now for a can of diet coke and the village high street smells most delectably of curry. I'm fucking starving now.
(berk, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

berk. I've got a suggestion.
Go out again and this time come back with a curry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Can't.
I'm trying to budget this month; it's an expensive one. Besides, TC will be round very shortly, and he's eaten his tea already.
(berk, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

So what will you have for dinner (bar TC)?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Erm. A can of diet coke
and a cadbury's caramel. I wasn't actually feeling at all hungry before I got mugged by curry aromas, and now I'm home again it's receeding.
(berk, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

You've come out of your korma.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

stop it Jeff
there's naan need for that shit.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Your post makes me sagg :(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Epic pun phaal

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I thought I made samosa it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)

You're all a raita load of fools
I can't believe I'm joining in with this...
(berk, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)

What will TC be wearing this evening?
Bhaji Trousers is my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Jeans is my guess
so more phaal you.
(berk, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

is this relationship something meaningful
or is he only after your ghee?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)

You can't curry love.
You'll just have to wait.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I'll bet you engage him in some pilau talk

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)