I note you've made no attempt to deny that you let TC stick his love length up your wrong 'un.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would rather that the state of my arsehole wasn't a subject for public discussion, that's why
no he didn't.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

So what did you do that you never thought you'd do?
The way I see it, either you've done a parachute jump or been taken up the spam fritter. Seeing as it wasn't the chocolate speedway I can only assume you jumped out of a plane earlier.

Close?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Also:
love length? are you writing for Mills and Boon now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Yes. My debut novel. 'The Amputee and the Alkie' will be in shops soon.



( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Thank you for the new leg?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Either that, or the £20mil she robbed off McCartney

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

She had to listen to him sing in the shower for however many years
I'd say she fucking earned it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 18:00, Reply)