I've had a nap.
Beat that Interweebs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:08, 32 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've had your mum.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

You should change your name to
AlTheMILFMagnet
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

and my brother

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Where the fuck is everyone today, Jeff?
Is there some super cool party we weren't invited to?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Yes
I'm there, it's awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Me too!
*dances*
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Woo hoo!
You're both still alive!

*dances also*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Not only am I alive, I'm also clean.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

7 step Blousie FTW!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Innit!
Third step is too accept I'm a numpty and we're half way there.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Step one. Get out of bed.
Step two. Put the kettle on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Also, technically step three-and-a-half is half way there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I can indeed beat that
as I've just done something I was convinced I never would. And now I have to go in to work for an hour. Sad times.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Did TC take you up the Gary?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Dirty git.

(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I note you've made no attempt to deny that you let TC stick his love length up your wrong 'un.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I would rather that the state of my arsehole wasn't a subject for public discussion, that's why
no he didn't.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

So what did you do that you never thought you'd do?
The way I see it, either you've done a parachute jump or been taken up the spam fritter. Seeing as it wasn't the chocolate speedway I can only assume you jumped out of a plane earlier.

Close?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Also:
love length? are you writing for Mills and Boon now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Yes. My debut novel. 'The Amputee and the Alkie' will be in shops soon.



( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Thank you for the new leg?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Either that, or the £20mil she robbed off McCartney

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

She had to listen to him sing in the shower for however many years
I'd say she fucking earned it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 18:00, Reply)

That's too easy, berk. I'm going to have to say it.
Brown wings?

EDIT: Dammit Jeff!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

It was way too easy wasn't it b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:32, Reply)

anyone would think we were a group of deviants.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

And 'anyone' would be right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Not me mate.
*looks innocent*
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Yeah.
We're all believing that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I'm glad..............because it's true : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

] ; )

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)