I'VE BEEN TO THE PUB!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i am shocked
and disappointed in you, Jeff.

Guess what? I got asked to leave for terrible puns a number of times over the weekend. Each time I though 'leave the internet', then realised I wasn't on the internet
I am too tired to be still comunicating this evening
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Captain! I defended you this evening. (granted, you were NOT under attack, but I defended you all the same!)
Who told you to keep the pun-down on the low ride?

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1219874
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:39, Reply)

some people when I was larping
when was I being defended? This is exciting

edit: I see. I wasn't dead. I got healed. Also, no trains
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:40, Reply)

It was because the bones of a murderer were a bit crunchy.
But I SPRANG to your defence anyway.

Larpers who don't like puns are bent. What puns in particular got you a double one?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:42, Reply)

to be fair, I did do a lot of puns
the best one was when we were meant to be be on a diplomatic mission. I forget the context, but the word 'rectum' was involved. The diplomatic mission was a success.

I do appreciate your springing, it could have not got nasty, there.

anyway, I must sleep now. I've had an average of 4 hours sleep a night since Friday, along with a lot of booze and fighting . Night!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Your weekend sounds like an average weekend in the West Country!
Sleep well Captain!

I too, will bow out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:47, Reply)