I was always well behaved at home
But I was very lazy at school, rarely doing homework, etc etc.

This meant that I didn't get the bollockings, I got far worse - 'I'm not mad at you son, I'm just disappointed.'

That cuts you to the bone. Bollockings were easy to shake off, but those words fucking hurt to hear.

However, I got a bollocking not long after turning 19, which was the final catalyst in me moving out. I'd been dragging my feet up to that point, but afterwards I just didn't want to be in that house.

Then again, I managed to avoid a bollocking aged 16 by being cheeky, and pointing out that while he'd banned my brothers from having house parties, he hadn't banned me. And as for all of the reasons he'd banned my brothers, I'd made sure none of them had happened again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh yeah?
I bet Neil Buchanan shat in the goldfish bowl at one of your 'brother's' parties. Jimmy fucking Hill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

FART ATTACK!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)