Stop that Clendrix, it's not fair to suggest the Lusty ought to be accompanied by a man
who has new trousers, socks and pants, rather than a fellow who would happily wear a T-shirt older than the lady on his arm.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love this because yesterday's t-shirt was indeed older than she is.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

But certainly not hotter
Not even if you were to throw it into the sun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I tried to set it alight
but it was too soggy.
( thealternativefact, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Ew

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

And shirts ! Lots of wonderful shirts !
I tried on a shirt, a 'xl', it was too small, so I put all the shirts back and got 'XXL', and they were MAHOOSIVE, so I tried on an 'XL' again, and it was too big still, so I went for a 'L'.... all in all, to make a dull story short, I went into the changing room 6 times, each time trying on around 5 shirts. IT WAS SO CONFUSING, HOW CAN I BE AN XXL IN ONE AND AN L IN ANOTHER?

In the end though, I got them _all_ to fit, and most of them are an 'L'.

I <3 BHS
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

You farted in BHS?
You rotter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)