Having just read back through the last few threads to catch up, I can conclude three things
1: When I'm not around to soak up M onty's abuse he fires a blundabuss of vitirol.
2: I don't know what DG's kid has done in the past, but we were all teenagers once?
3: darth needs a hug...I say hug, I mean forcefull rogering by the crew of HMS Ark Royal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh no, it's this cunt.
We were hoping you'd died.

Compared with you, 'The Fwap' is like Peter fucking Cooke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Glad to give you a purpose in life again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Monty. I am most disappointed.
You claim to idolise the man and are widely known as a grammar Nazi. But you can't spell Peter Cook's name. Kill yourself in penance. It's only right.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

As am I.
That's really fucking poor. Now I am sorry about that as well as everything else.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I tell you what
You ninja it, I'll delete my post and NO-ONE WILL EVER KNOW. In exchange, you just have to not call me a gay ever again.

Tempting, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Those are some seriously dashed hopes right there.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Hi DF, had a good day?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Afraid not sir
Nought to be done about it now however. How was your weekend mate?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:32, Reply)