I assumed they were brown, rotting and missing
causing you breath to smell like you'd stored a flatulent dead squirrel in your cheeks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Unlike your dismal LARPing friends, I am not some grubby-fingered halfwit
who spends his time pissing about in forests charging at barbecues and playing at wizards.

I am an urban sophisticate with personal grooming skills to match.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

personal 14 year old
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

A likely story
You are like some gigantic robot hippy assembled from the parts of lesser hippies.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

One day, scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)