Stewart lee's last comedy vehicle on stand up
has a nice angry bit about him.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't throw petrol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

...and now I know what I'm watching on iPlayer when all my colleagues have fucked off home
Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I take it your screen is in view to the rest of the office
Mine isn't, I'm watching the tennis instead of pretending to work today.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

If indeed that really IS tennis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Oh dear

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

He's like a dog with a bone when he decides he likes something
Or a dog with a frozen turd, in my case.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Some of my colleagues have less-than-brilliant time management skills
and get snotty about the flagrant use of the internet, lest it lead to more work for them.

Or:

have less-than-brilliant time management skills

and get snotty about the flagrant use of the internet, lest it lead to more work for them.

are cunts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Bloody colleagues, eh?
I'm in a team of one in a small company where my skills are viewed as something akin to sourcery, so I can get away with a fair bit whilst still being a miracle worker.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

They think you're good at finding things?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Damn you Terry Pratchett!*
*not really Terry, I think you're AWESOME
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)