if you aren't bert
or some other sockpuppet, this must be the most epic intro to /ot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll bet this thread has more replies than you've had birthday wishes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

yes
but it's only 20 to 4, there;s still time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Is it your birthday?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

yes
is it yours?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

No, but happy birthday!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

yes! another one
thanks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)

You're welcome.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)

It was actually twenty to five when you posted that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)

oh, tits, later than I thought

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Epic, certainly. Interesting, yes. Printable? No.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)

You're still here and that's half the battle
If you need tips on how to put up with being mercilessly teased gaz DarthFoxtrot, he does it with aplomb
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)

What's the other half?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

the crushing tedium
the daily abuse and then the bashes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Don't forget food

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Sounds like my job, really.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

If I hadn't abandoned the strikethrough, I'd replace 'plomb' with
'series of anonymous men in his local park, every single night'.

But I have.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Nice circumnavigation of your own rules

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

You've done it with the men in the park?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

*fives*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Five men in the park?
Christ, that's a feat!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Well done you
Monty is here to be abused so fill your boots
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

B3th said not to blow my wad too early.
I'll save some for later.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Not quite.
There was a 'lolarious' practice milked to utter death (I played my part, I cannot lie) of 'correcting' others' posts for them using strikethroughs. Occasionally this was genuinely funny. The other 99% not at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

There was a 'lolarious' practice milked to utter death (I played my part, I cannot lie) of 'correcting' others' posts for them using strikethroughs. Occasionally this was genuinely funny. The other 99% not at all. I prefer to give blow jobs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)

my work here is done

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Ok, I'll avoid that then.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)