OKCupid is a bastard
they sent me an email saying "happy birthday. Still single? Have some cake"

fuck you dating site, fuck you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I apologise for laughing at this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

it's the most i can expect

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

If anything, it's too much.
*Withdraws apologies*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

bunch of cunts! let's fuck em up
have you had a nice day??
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

erm, I was on here a lot
i go for curry soon. Oh, and I have enough pennies to buy a Kindle, so yeah, it's been OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

glad to hear it.
Hope the meal is fun mate. Larper friends? are you packing heat?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

yeah, larper friends
but they are mostly on my side, so only concealed daggers needed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Do you get any larpers who specialise in hand to hand stuff negating the need for a foam axe
or is having the weapon the best bit?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)

you can't do hand to hand
we used to do pretend bar brawls, they were fun, but they banned them in the system I played :(

I suppose you could be a mage/incantor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)

that's a shame although it might encourage a few cheap shots.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

you thinking of converting to
the religion of larp?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

nope, just curious as to whether or not there is ever any proper fisticuffs.
I can imagine larpers kicking off to be quite funny.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)

larpers are pretty mellow
in fact the police once came to one of the big larp events (few thousand people) because they were suspicious that there was so few recorded incidents (ie stealing, etc) you'd expect at such a large gathering of people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

it's like the 60's never ended for you people,
just took a slight detour into the realm of fantasy and foam.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)

pretty much, yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

are there a lot of stoners?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

^ Business opportunity alert!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

some

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

So the police investigated a lack of crime..
Well, I'm convinced that resources are being properly deployed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

well it runs 4 times a year
and has since the early 90s, I think they are just flummoxed by it. I think it's because people can steal and act like arses in character, so they don't need to otherwise.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Someone will lose their temper and lash out
Only for the other person to say, 'Don't hit me! I've got a potion. I've got a POTION!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

reflect spell! I cast a fucking reflect spell you cheat!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)

a potion would never stop someone getting hurt
more likely they'd shout 'no effect - check my lammie!"* and keep doing so until they got to the hospital

*lammie= laminated card with stats on.

actually I know a guy who was drunk at larp and a bit violent, someone cast a sleep spell on him and he actually fell asleep. POwer of suggestion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

How do you propose fucking up OK Cupid Bob?
Why not create an entirely fictious profile for shit n giggles.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

post pictures of me doing a pooh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Happy birthday crunchy!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

thanks!
another exam today?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)