Holy crap people
600 replies? Really?

Although I'm impressed Chompy hasn't posted some amazingly interesting news story
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:47, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And I missed it all

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Well I didn't read the end of the thread
but I think it probably ends with Bert's new persona having a stress and crying in a corner.

OMG I watched the season 6 finale of Supernatural last night OMGOMGOMG!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I know! That was exactly my reaction
Roll on Season 7
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I was going to text you but I had to go outside for a smoke
and then I forgot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

:( I'm just not as good as a cigarette
but Supernatural is awesome.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)

hell yeah
how's breaking bad going?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Finished now :)
waiting for next season which comes out in July I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I've found a fantastic new telly show that you'll love TGB
Pawn Stars in old hat now. The future....

'Storage Wars'

www.history.co.uk/shows/storage-wars/about.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:48, Reply)

oooh I saw an ad for that on history the other day
is it any good?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

It is the sort of shit you'll love.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Also, 4 Rooms on Channel 4.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)

One of my friends on facebook with mild downs syndrom just did a rant because the chinese housekeeper started talking to her in chinese.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I've been expecting someone to propose a Dozer/Foxtrot gay off
After last night's revelation.

No potatoes as yet though. Phew!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:58, Reply)

What're you on about you massive poof?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I have my belly button pierced.
Which clearly means I am a reference quality quender.

Nice bit of post deletion, right there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I was trying not to be mean to you
but since masochism is your thing

my post read 'you'd definitely win'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I know, I tried to reply to it.
I said I was grateful for the support, then wept.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)

cuddly wuddly tiems
www.bbc.co.uk/nature/13445166
(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:01, Reply)

FUCK OFF.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:02, Reply)

What is this terrible bullying?
I'm sorry I'm not as awesome as the other n00b with 600 replies in his thread.
(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)

The caption on the photo says
'Habitat manager or wildlife menace?'

I'll say wildlife menace. I've never seen a beaver working in a furniture shop.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)

there's too much going on in that thread

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:02, Reply)

revision is shit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)

stop changing your name

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)

nah, I like it

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)

alright al

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

ha, it is the real bobby honest.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

yeah but you change your name as much as him

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)

possibly more Kristine, possibly more!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

OKCupid is a bastard
they sent me an email saying "happy birthday. Still single? Have some cake"

fuck you dating site, fuck you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)

I apologise for laughing at this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

it's the most i can expect

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

If anything, it's too much.
*Withdraws apologies*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

bunch of cunts! let's fuck em up
have you had a nice day??
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

erm, I was on here a lot
i go for curry soon. Oh, and I have enough pennies to buy a Kindle, so yeah, it's been OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

glad to hear it.
Hope the meal is fun mate. Larper friends? are you packing heat?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

yeah, larper friends
but they are mostly on my side, so only concealed daggers needed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Do you get any larpers who specialise in hand to hand stuff negating the need for a foam axe
or is having the weapon the best bit?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)

you can't do hand to hand
we used to do pretend bar brawls, they were fun, but they banned them in the system I played :(

I suppose you could be a mage/incantor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)

that's a shame although it might encourage a few cheap shots.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

you thinking of converting to
the religion of larp?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

nope, just curious as to whether or not there is ever any proper fisticuffs.
I can imagine larpers kicking off to be quite funny.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)

larpers are pretty mellow
in fact the police once came to one of the big larp events (few thousand people) because they were suspicious that there was so few recorded incidents (ie stealing, etc) you'd expect at such a large gathering of people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

it's like the 60's never ended for you people,
just took a slight detour into the realm of fantasy and foam.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)

pretty much, yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

are there a lot of stoners?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

^ Business opportunity alert!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

some

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

So the police investigated a lack of crime..
Well, I'm convinced that resources are being properly deployed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

well it runs 4 times a year
and has since the early 90s, I think they are just flummoxed by it. I think it's because people can steal and act like arses in character, so they don't need to otherwise.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Someone will lose their temper and lash out
Only for the other person to say, 'Don't hit me! I've got a potion. I've got a POTION!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

reflect spell! I cast a fucking reflect spell you cheat!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)

a potion would never stop someone getting hurt
more likely they'd shout 'no effect - check my lammie!"* and keep doing so until they got to the hospital

*lammie= laminated card with stats on.

actually I know a guy who was drunk at larp and a bit violent, someone cast a sleep spell on him and he actually fell asleep. POwer of suggestion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

How do you propose fucking up OK Cupid Bob?
Why not create an entirely fictious profile for shit n giggles.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

post pictures of me doing a pooh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Happy birthday crunchy!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

thanks!
another exam today?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

BADGER TIEM :))))))))))))))))))
*runs in*
*snogs TGB*
*SQUISHES BOOBS*
*runs out*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I think that is more badger molestation

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Au contraire!
You want one too Jeff?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I'd love one!
*puts fag out, washes some cups and returns your diary to wherever it lives and waits*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Too late Jeff.
She's gone for a shower, after which we shall be going for nommy Greek food.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Never mind.
How are you today DG, less stressed than earlier this week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

To be honest I feel utterly drained.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)

what's the latest on enfants terrible?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Grounded for a week.
No word of apology from any of his mates yet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

bunch of bastards, in my day we always apologised to parents if we did something naughty.
House back to normal now?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

There is still a bowl full of cups and glasses and plates that he hasn't washed yet.
But otherwise, yes.

We're just waiting for them to call around so we can give them a massive bollocking. Or we may ring their parents, because I'm willing to bet that they weren't entirely honest with them about where they stayed. It's particularly disappointing because four of the lads in question seemed like really nice, polite and respectful kids.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

They are probably too embarrassed to say anything.
Grounded for a week during half-term. That'll teach him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Either that
or they genuinely don't think they've done anything wrong. Sorry, but if you're thick enough to attend a party in someone else's house and then not consider the ramifications of not clearing the evidence away then you deserve everything you get.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I'm sure it wouldn't be beyond them to club together to get you a bottle of wine and to stick a card through the door.
I wonder if they've been told to 'stay away' for the time being though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)

this
manners cost nothing. Well about £6.99 in this case.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Yeah, 600 replies.
A lot of them mine! So thanks for filling up an otherwise boring afternoon.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

fuck off bert
you jug eared spastic
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Go stick your head up a clopper
You massive cunt.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

You should do well here.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Thanks.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)

you came back!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Yup, although I can't spend all my time on the internet though.
Sometimes I have to play on Neverwinter Nights.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

that still exists?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

It does if you buy the DVD Diamond edition.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)