I think that is more badger molestation

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Au contraire!
You want one too Jeff?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I'd love one!
*puts fag out, washes some cups and returns your diary to wherever it lives and waits*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Too late Jeff.
She's gone for a shower, after which we shall be going for nommy Greek food.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Never mind.
How are you today DG, less stressed than earlier this week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

To be honest I feel utterly drained.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)

what's the latest on enfants terrible?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Grounded for a week.
No word of apology from any of his mates yet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

bunch of bastards, in my day we always apologised to parents if we did something naughty.
House back to normal now?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

There is still a bowl full of cups and glasses and plates that he hasn't washed yet.
But otherwise, yes.

We're just waiting for them to call around so we can give them a massive bollocking. Or we may ring their parents, because I'm willing to bet that they weren't entirely honest with them about where they stayed. It's particularly disappointing because four of the lads in question seemed like really nice, polite and respectful kids.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

They are probably too embarrassed to say anything.
Grounded for a week during half-term. That'll teach him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Either that
or they genuinely don't think they've done anything wrong. Sorry, but if you're thick enough to attend a party in someone else's house and then not consider the ramifications of not clearing the evidence away then you deserve everything you get.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I'm sure it wouldn't be beyond them to club together to get you a bottle of wine and to stick a card through the door.
I wonder if they've been told to 'stay away' for the time being though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)

this
manners cost nothing. Well about £6.99 in this case.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)