I don't need a go on your mum, ta
Lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice.

I say "lightning", because I'm incredibly poor in bed, not because I'm really energetic or anything. Just so you know.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

+follows a large bang

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I thought you meant like, only lasting a split second.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

You can hear him coming from miles away
AWOOOOOOOGA!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

You can tell how far away
by how close together the rumble and the flash are.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)

is the rumble your tummy wanting more food?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I actually properly snorted with laughter at this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Yeah, that's about the size of it.
Woe
( Kroney, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)