Yes
The first thing I remember Al saying to me was "you are punching well above your weight with your missus" (which, to be fair, is true); he then spent a good few weeks calling me an ugly cunt whenever we encountered each other. It took me bloody ages to realise that I could actually talk to him and have a laugh whilst being insulted.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh I have a mate like that.
He'll call you a cunt to your face in one moment and be smiling and laughing the next.

Come to think of it, he's a top bloke.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

most of my mates are like that
it's why I'm so at home on here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Come to think of it, I get on with him a lot better than some of my mates.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

my mrs is like it as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Ah, but you are working on the basis that Weighty is a genuine newbie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I would say "he must be, Al's being a cunt towards him"
but that would imply Al's not a cunt towards anyone else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

They clearly aren't.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Theories on who it is then please Mr Geordie

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I'm totally getting on my high horse and saying "I'm not going to waste my time postulating about shit like that"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

You're running scared
in case it's Swipe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

^ This.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Al's lovely to me ! _and_ I'm even seeing his misses behind his back.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I mean, he bends over on all fours while I straddle his torso with my legs and his misses straddles my mid-drift with hers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

While on a road-testing track.
You know, the bumpy thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I don't see what he gets out of it, but we face him towards the telly so he doesn't miss The Gadget Show.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)