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New thread to see my tired ass though to hometimeWhich today I have arbitrarily decided will be at the conclusion of Noise Unit's remix of MSI's "Straight to Video". Any new music recommendations? I've just discovered Julien-K. Orgy side project. Worth a listen.
Alt: Pick two B3tans, choose an arena and weapons at random, make them fight and predict the winner. And their Mortal Kombat-esque finishing move.
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Anyone vs Noelweapons 2 x 15 inch black rubber cocks.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:44,
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Hmmm.Frank Turner is my musical recommedation.
His best one at the moment is this: bit.ly/ahdKMc.
Oh, and BGB vs. any lonely single man on here. I'd love to see what happens.
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gitFrank Turner is good, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:51,
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listen to Pusciferor this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3Zrsqd2GM&feature=related
second half is the rocking bit
alt: me, a hot chick, genitals
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:47,
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Nice to see you chose a small harmless weapon when fighting a girl.(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
It's not a harmless weapon if he still has AIDS(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:49,
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I quite like this, any more info I can't be bothered to google(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:00,
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*obvious joke about Chompy, battle of wit (or charm), unarmed opponent*I reckon Kroney's finishing move is to unleash an almighty shit, cocooning his opponent, who will then be frozen and wittled into the shape of a giant katana for use in his next battle.
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What's this thing about freezing shit?Is it for use as some weird-as-fuck dildo?
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*checks tickets*Nope, I lost the 'when will Al lose his temper with the 'so called' newbie' sweepstake.
I had you down for yesterday, about an hour after they first reappeared.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:52,
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YesThe first thing I remember Al saying to me was "you are punching well above your weight with your missus" (which, to be fair, is true); he then spent a good few weeks calling me an ugly cunt whenever we encountered each other. It took me bloody ages to realise that I could actually talk to him and have a laugh whilst being insulted.
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Oh I have a mate like that.He'll call you a cunt to your face in one moment and be smiling and laughing the next.
Come to think of it, he's a top bloke.
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most of my mates are like thatit's why I'm so at home on here
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:58,
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Come to think of it, I get on with him a lot better than some of my mates.(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
my mrs is like it as well(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:01,
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Ah, but you are working on the basis that Weighty is a genuine newbie.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57,
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I would say "he must be, Al's being a cunt towards him"but that would imply Al's not a cunt towards anyone else
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I'm totally getting on my high horse and saying "I'm not going to waste my time postulating about shit like that"(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Al's lovely to me ! _and_ I'm even seeing his misses behind his back.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:05,
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I mean, he bends over on all fours while I straddle his torso with my legs and his misses straddles my mid-drift with hers.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:06,
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While on a road-testing track.You know, the bumpy thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:06,
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I don't see what he gets out of it, but we face him towards the telly so he doesn't miss The Gadget Show.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:07,
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Kroney's meme is that he enjoys space dockingWe need to devise one for you actually. Suggestions, Vippers?
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they have to be rooted in truthand I'm not entirely convinced that it's a new person
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:52,
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Well, they don't, do theyAl's not really obese. I'm not really gay. TGB doesn't really have a gigantic fanny, as far as I'm aware. Monty's not... um...
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fucking your sister?massive jug ears?
generally a freaky mentallist?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57,
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I'm an only child, I don't look like a Toby Jug, and I have a certificate which proves I'm normal.For a given value of normal.
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time will tell(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:01,
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he is kind of fatyou are totally gay, she really does, and Monty is everything everyone says
more importantly though, listen to the stuff I linked
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57,
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I'm going to let my meme go because, as has been frequently noted, I don't help myselfNakedApe actually is funny though.
And I will, cheers
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he's got less so since monty started on himthe pressure is too much
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59,
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course it isn't(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:55,
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I have to say the use of "tedious spastic" abovetilts me further towards this point of view
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It was the Monty wants a new thread that convinced me.It's just a matter of time now. Bert or Batshithorsefucker
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59,
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I don't think it's the latter(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59,
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Neither, I'm an only child, like I said.But I have been lurking a while. A friend sent me a link to a newsletter- the one with Cat vs Printer on it- and it kind of went from there.
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assuming for a moment that you are definitely a new personI'd advise you to stick out the accusations of being someone else if you can.
There have been some serious (and for the most part completely fucking boring) nutters pretending to be new people after they have done stupid things, and then going even more mental when found out.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:03,
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I love it when they are found for a second timeWhat we neeed here is Roota
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:04,
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the best was when cat hater was revealed to be bertthat one was hilarious. if it'd been a film you would've heard the voice cracking and changing in a mental way as he did the reveal.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:06,
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you don't have to be a member to read it you helmet(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:08,
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Be more careful next time you 'enter the cube'/schofield
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:13,
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I'm bored of the speculation, I don't really give a fuck who you are(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:09,
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This would indicate not, either that or he's been lurking awhilewww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1224979
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:58,
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Wasn't that Bert's insult of choice?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:06,
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Your vernacular is distinctly gaping(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:13,
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I'm beginning to think that it is ChompyHe writes in the same way and asks very straight questions as does Chompy when he's trying to make someone look stupid
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:13,
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He does have a degree in Psychology, or somethingMaybe it's an elaborate mind game or socialogical experiment
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Psychomp DissertationHow many people would I need to rape to be sickened by myself?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:19,
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They may have been lurking for a long timeor using the answers to all of these questions to report back to the /talkers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59,
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Because you you were a /talker asking this question, you'd hope for a response from me calling themautistic horse cocks so you could scurry back saying, "OMG look how I riled them up with my EPIC trolling LOLLLL!!!""!"!""
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:11,
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Nah, genuine question.I get why people are cunts, for the sake of a cheap laugh. Doesn't seem right to me.
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I prefer original MSIAlt: Happybara vs Happybara's wife. His weapon anal bleaching wipes, her weapon longer than average thighs
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:54,
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Me too, normallyBut there are some belting remixes on that EP. The Velvet Acid Christ and Birthday Massacre versions are especially good.
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New music? Can't help you there, I get into a new band every 5 or 6 years.The last one was the Editors after hearing their third album. I then heard the rest of their stuff and decided they were shit.
Alt: NakedApe and Monty at a Red Dwarf convention using Terry Pratchett hardbacks.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57,
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Why would someone spend £15 on a hardbacked piece of shit rather than wait for the cheaper and softer stool(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:09,
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Here you go, this is my favourite band at the moment:www.youtube.com/watch?v=orxHTz5MXi4
San Francisco's Shiver. They're no 'CombiChrist' that's for sure.
This one's equally great:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZFuwRKCaSA&feature=related
Unfortunately I cannot afford to buy the record as it's well over £100, so I have resorted to MUSIC PIRACY to hear it. I'm unhappy about this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:03,
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he said new music, not some "fucking shit" from 1972(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:05,
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They'll be new to him, you depressing windbag.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:07,
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They'll be new to almost everyone I would have thoughttheir 1,762 hits on Youtube hardly match Gaga's billions.
I hope this post depresses you and you kill yourself in an ironic manner involving MD's, LP's and fucking a shit.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:07,
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Every single one of your posts depresses me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:19,
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Heaven Shall Burn are always worth a listen, as are Rise AgainstAlt: Bella vs Rswipe in a battle of wits, on here. Both lose, we win.
Hang on, that already happened, didn't it?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:10,
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Well, according to this lot I fucked Bella, and I live one town over from where Rswipe grew upDoes that count as a link?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:13,
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Don't forget that you ate her munchy box as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:15,
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Yeah, Rachel was a right thicko, hang on a second didn't she give you reasoned legal advice regarding your deposit return, which you subsequently chickened out of due to a lack of ballsWHAT A FUCKING THICKO EH
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:13,
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I liked them both, they amused me, and I'm still very appreciative of all the help she gave meBut their arguing was just dull to read on here.
I would far rather they'd just not argued than left, but you can't win em all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:15,
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It wasn't a sustained argument, it was a bit of a spat and that was it, it was hardly a /board warIt's been blown out of all proportion. Shock, two b3ta members don't get on, who gives a shit. If it results in mindless shit being thrown across the board all the better.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:20,
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Heard a few William Control songs on the Saw soundtracks that were fairly goodHe's that chap from 'Aiden'. Vippers has already mentioned Puscifer, which is my default answer to the 'new music' question. Oh, and check out a band called Hitchcock, they're bloody awesome.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:15,
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I like Spineshankand that song they did... oh what was it called.... oh yeah Negative Space
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:19,
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I like Spineshank tooThat would be off The Height of Callousness...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:20,
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I've been listeing some Opeth recentlyprog black metal, but better than that makes it sounds - Watershed is their lastest.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:17,
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hence the prog bit I guessi like the changes in tempo and ferocity
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:19,
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have you been staying at darth's again?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:25,
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I'm not sleeping in a public bog in the park(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:27,
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I heard he once shoved a Mars Bar up his arse.I was gutted when someone told me it was a careless wispa.
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I quite like Electric Wizard's latest LP.Great sleeve art too which is important to old cunts like me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:21,
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Lubrication is important for old cunts like youFriction sparks can ignite the cobwebs and cause a bush fire.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:22,
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I used to listen to themhaven't heard any for years though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:26,
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They've improved a lot technically.Their cover of Venus in Furs is great.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:28,
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Big guffaw.He said Wizard and Sleeve in the same post. Pffft. Fnar.
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I'm not going to recommend any music, because I don't any of your 'banging shit'.I would like to see Chompy and Rory fight to the death. Preferably a mutual death. With rusty knives.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:29,
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She just doesn't any of your 'banging shit'.Can't you read?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:32,
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HahahaI still can't belive they didn't marry George and Andrew. It just doesn't make sense to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:35,
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Let it go Monty.We'll never know what went wrong. And there is no point in you tormenting yourself, trying to put the clues together.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:36,
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I think you're right.Best to let it lie. At least George has got his friend staying over, so he can talk about his women troubles with him. That's a consolation, I suppose.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:38,
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They've got a nice little place in a village, I think there's a piano there.Well, I think Darth said that they were masters of the cottage upright.
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I never replied to your gaz - sorry old bean.I intend to check the link out hopefully this evening.
Thank you
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:42,
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No problem, a leisurely pace is naturally to be recommended at all times.I am, for my sins, still ensconced against my will in my place of inadvisable remunerated endeavour, while certain of my colleagues perform bizarre computer-related rituals. We're supposed to have been drinking for well over eight minutes at this point. Intolerable, mon vieux, utterly intolerable ...
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I understand he has some photographs to collect later as well.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:42,
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AlsoGeorge has just stopped being friends with that bloke who was his friend.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:43,
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I'll bet he goes out and 'pulls' some 'birds' to cheer himself up.You know what those Greek men are like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:45,
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He'll probably treat himself to a new bottle of 'Denim for Men' aftershave.He'll be beating them off with a shitty
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:47,
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Have you seen the new advert for Old Spice?I think it's supposed to be 'ironic'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:50,
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Or if he is trying to reinvent himself as a modern man.Fahrenheit for men.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:51,
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One married the dull one out of Brosthe other married that bloke out of Spandau Ballet that does the sofa adverts. I think.
EDIT: no, on second thought, the dull one out of Bros married the one out of Mel and Kim that didn't die ofa brain tumour. As you were, people.
EDIT EDIT: replied to the wrong post. Fuck it. I am majorly spazzing today.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:39,
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So what are you trying to say mong chops?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:43,
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I wanted to reply to the post about pepsi and shirley not marrying george and andrewbut I replied to you instead. Are you saying you don't want to talk to me, tit-face?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:45,
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I just wanted to understand.That's all. Understand.
Nob'ead.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:47,
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Fuck memy typing is getting shit. I think my enormous brain is going too fast for my cack-handed fingers. The missing verb is 'know'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:32,
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Dunno I suppose I might give it a go, have you showered recently?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:48,
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