She just doesn't any of your 'banging shit'.
Can't you read?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Cunt.
Pepsi/keyboard interface.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

keyboard Shirley
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Hahaha
I still can't belive they didn't marry George and Andrew. It just doesn't make sense to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Let it go Monty.
We'll never know what went wrong. And there is no point in you tormenting yourself, trying to put the clues together.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I think you're right.
Best to let it lie. At least George has got his friend staying over, so he can talk about his women troubles with him. That's a consolation, I suppose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:38, Reply)

They've got a nice little place in a village, I think there's a piano there.
Well, I think Darth said that they were masters of the cottage upright.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I never replied to your gaz - sorry old bean.
I intend to check the link out hopefully this evening.

Thank you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)

No problem, a leisurely pace is naturally to be recommended at all times.
I am, for my sins, still ensconced against my will in my place of inadvisable remunerated endeavour, while certain of my colleagues perform bizarre computer-related rituals. We're supposed to have been drinking for well over eight minutes at this point. Intolerable, mon vieux, utterly intolerable ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I understand he has some photographs to collect later as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Also
George has just stopped being friends with that bloke who was his friend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I'll bet he goes out and 'pulls' some 'birds' to cheer himself up.
You know what those Greek men are like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)

He'll probably treat himself to a new bottle of 'Denim for Men' aftershave.
He'll be beating them off with a shitty cock stick.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)

or Blue Stratos.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Have you seen the new advert for Old Spice?
I think it's supposed to be 'ironic'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Or if he is trying to reinvent himself as a modern man.
Fahrenheit for men.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

One married the dull one out of Bros
the other married that bloke out of Spandau Ballet that does the sofa adverts. I think.

EDIT: no, on second thought, the dull one out of Bros married the one out of Mel and Kim that didn't die ofa brain tumour. As you were, people.

EDIT EDIT: replied to the wrong post. Fuck it. I am majorly spazzing today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)

So what are you trying to say mong chops?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I wanted to reply to the post about pepsi and shirley not marrying george and andrew
but I replied to you instead. Are you saying you don't want to talk to me, tit-face?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I just wanted to understand.
That's all. Understand.

Nob'ead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)

*punches*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)

BLOUSIE!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

She can't help you now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Eek!
*Runs away*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)