Blur had it right.
Modern life is rubbish.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The only thing Blur ever did right was when they stopped making music.
See also: Pulp, Oasis, Cast, Space, and any other 'Brit-pop' band.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Worst of them all was 'Suede'.
That chap 'Brett' (if indeed that is his real name) who sang for them is a massive, massive cunt. I have personal experience of this cuntitude - and my mate's brother roadied for them and has even more personal experience of this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)

What a pile of fucking shite they were.
You cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)

He was utterly convinced of his own genius despite all the evidence to the contrary ie his records.
Very, very happy indeed to see his shitty band fall apart and for him to go onto....being on the dole or whatever he does nowadays. He turned up at my mate's party at 6am where what looked like a dressing gown, and was blanked by the whole room.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

It must be hard for him
still being able to sell out Brixton Academy three nights on the trot.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Oh don't tell me that.
I was hoping he'd be homeless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

'fraid not
It was a brilliant concert.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Curses.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Ok, so you don't like Britpop then.
How about Pink Floyd?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

If Pink Floyd had all died in a plane crash in 1970 they'd be one of the best bands of all time.
As it is, they're fucking shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Is there anything you do like?
Mozart perhaps? Maybe Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

He's a Motörhead fan
But let's face it, who isn't?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Yeah, they're good alright.
Although most people know nothing beyond "Ace of Spades".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

'The Road Crew' is the best track, I reckon

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I love 'I Got Mine' from their much-maligned 1983 'Another Perfect Day'*


*much-maligned because much of it is bollocks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)

It's a great album
but what spoiled it for me was that they "re-discovered" it and started playing stuff off it live, but then they kept playing it live and it's ousted stuff from Orgasmatron from teh set list.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I really like the 'On Parole' LP with Larry Wallis of The Pink Fairies on guitar.
Huge Larry Wallis fan, I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

No, it's "Killed by Death" followed by "Born to Raise Hell"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)

You're on a hiding to nothing quoting Red Dwarf at Monty

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Fucking loads of things.
I've a collection of several thousand records.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

+by Hendrix

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Well, please let me post my status from last night as proof of how I feel

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Can't read it, that website appears to be blocked at work for me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

It's a picture of AA sucking a camel's cock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

It's me complaining about being made to listen to 'Comfortably Numb' for the second time in 2 weeks.
Because it's shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

You know, this might sound a little out there.
But you could just turn the radio off.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Was on at the pub

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Ah. Maybe nip out for a cigarette?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Far too comfy for that

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Put in a pair of earplugs?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)

That just seems rude.
Then again, it was kareoke, so it wouldn't exactly be unexpected...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

And more than a little numb, non?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Oh. fuck off Jeff.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)

They did their own not inconsiderable bit towards that being the case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)