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Susannah Reid
Is wearing a particularly slutty pink dress today.

That is all.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:03, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
oh my
And I have no way to watch it right now.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:15, Reply)
If you did, you'd be wanking like a grinning chimp.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:20, Reply)
She wants you so bad.
I can tell.

But not as much as Charlie wants me.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:26, Reply)
You disgusting paedo

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)
*shames*

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
You are B3ta's very own 'Simone Groom'.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)
You know, overall
I think I prefer Silverton.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:28, Reply)
Silverton is preggers too.
*nomnomnom*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
I prefer Sian Williams.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:31, Reply)
*googles*
Meh.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1223730
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
You got me, 'Bill Clay' (IITIYRN).
Banged to rights.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Meh
Now, if you said that Christina Hendricks was wearing one, I'd be on that like a fly on shit.

Edited to include link.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)
What a shame, I missed it.
How are we all this morning?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:41, Reply)
Hungover/still pissed
As is usual.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:42, Reply)
Blur had it right.
Modern life is rubbish.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:43, Reply)
The only thing Blur ever did right was when they stopped making music.
See also: Pulp, Oasis, Cast, Space, and any other 'Brit-pop' band.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)
Worst of them all was 'Suede'.
That chap 'Brett' (if indeed that is his real name) who sang for them is a massive, massive cunt. I have personal experience of this cuntitude - and my mate's brother roadied for them and has even more personal experience of this.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)
What a pile of fucking shite they were.
You cunt.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)
He was utterly convinced of his own genius despite all the evidence to the contrary ie his records.
Very, very happy indeed to see his shitty band fall apart and for him to go onto....being on the dole or whatever he does nowadays. He turned up at my mate's party at 6am where what looked like a dressing gown, and was blanked by the whole room.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
It must be hard for him
still being able to sell out Brixton Academy three nights on the trot.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Oh don't tell me that.
I was hoping he'd be homeless.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
'fraid not
It was a brilliant concert.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
Curses.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Ok, so you don't like Britpop then.
How about Pink Floyd?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
If Pink Floyd had all died in a plane crash in 1970 they'd be one of the best bands of all time.
As it is, they're fucking shit.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)
Is there anything you do like?
Mozart perhaps? Maybe Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
He's a Motörhead fan
But let's face it, who isn't?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Yeah, they're good alright.
Although most people know nothing beyond "Ace of Spades".
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
'The Road Crew' is the best track, I reckon

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
I love 'I Got Mine' from their much-maligned 1983 'Another Perfect Day'*


*much-maligned because much of it is bollocks
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
It's a great album
but what spoiled it for me was that they "re-discovered" it and started playing stuff off it live, but then they kept playing it live and it's ousted stuff from Orgasmatron from teh set list.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
I really like the 'On Parole' LP with Larry Wallis of The Pink Fairies on guitar.
Huge Larry Wallis fan, I am.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)
No, it's "Killed by Death" followed by "Born to Raise Hell"

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
You're on a hiding to nothing quoting Red Dwarf at Monty

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Fucking loads of things.
I've a collection of several thousand records.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)
+by Hendrix

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
Well, please let me post my status from last night as proof of how I feel

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)
Can't read it, that website appears to be blocked at work for me.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
It's a picture of AA sucking a camel's cock.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)
It's me complaining about being made to listen to 'Comfortably Numb' for the second time in 2 weeks.
Because it's shit.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)
You know, this might sound a little out there.
But you could just turn the radio off.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)
Was on at the pub

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)
Ah. Maybe nip out for a cigarette?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
Far too comfy for that

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Put in a pair of earplugs?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
That just seems rude.
Then again, it was kareoke, so it wouldn't exactly be unexpected...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)
And more than a little numb, non?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Oh. fuck off Jeff.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)
They did their own not inconsiderable bit towards that being the case.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Shit.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)
Well, it worked last time..
Does this help?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
Today, this
b3ta.com/board/10440675
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Stunning

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)
this is more your speed
b3ta.com/board/10440446
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Turbo shit

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
Mega shit.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Dumpasaurus Rex

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Mecha-shit

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Ultra shit

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)
I think I get the point.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Good good.
How are you?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)
Grand, thanks.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)
You can't just go round demanding a thousand pounds from AA like that.
Who do you think you are, Gripper Stebson?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
For a start he's from 'Oop Nurth' and thus hasn't two brass farthings to rub together


/potkettle
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Yes. Yes I am from Oop North.
When did I mention that?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:00, Reply)
Ahh, where are you based?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
Me?
I'm in Wakefield these days. God I hate the place.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Not far from Beekers

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
Who?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Very close to Piston

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Oh dear.
On that point, at least I know what the cunt looks like now from his comedy website so I can avoid him.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Piston is a northerner?
Ah, fuck.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Beekers.
You know, Beekers.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)
You mean this guy?
4.bp.blogspot.com/_vTTv8QPOw74/TT8jfYezoOI/AAAAAAAAAYo/ett1Su_Ca-0/s1600/beeker.jpg
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Yes, I do.
AA lives near a fictional television puppet character.

*belms*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Impressive.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)
So is this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)
So is this:
MY KNOB.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)
It certainly explains your extreme anger at the world

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Boss Keloid
Famous for buying non-alcoholic beer by accident, then putting vodka in it to make it better.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)
A man that thinks on his feet.
I like that.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)
You're not the only one
I laughed so hard my ribs hurt.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Do you mean 'where do you live'?
I think you do.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
I do.
Why in the fuck did I write that?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I was talking about AwfulCombiChrist up there.
But thanks - now I know you're a serf I shall give you a jolly hard time over it.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
I was a Southerner originally, but moved up back in the 1980s.
Managed to keep my accent though, in the face of a thousand slack-jawed yokels with whippets and flat caps.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Well that's something.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Kenny Loggins

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)
*kicks off Sunday shoes*
EDIT: They just played the first ten seconds of this on Radio One. Are you Chris Moyles?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)
If it is indeed Sunday

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
That is indeed my real name.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)
*murders*
Argh, I hate that cunt
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
^ Keith Harris' 'blue' catchphrase for 'Cuddles The Monkey', before he got the kids' TV work.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
I ate a whole tube of salt and vinegar pringles last night
my mouth feels like it's been sandpapered and I can't seem to drink enough water.

I also have to go and buy a new tube before the mrs notices they've all gone and calls me a fat bastard.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
You fat bastard.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
This^

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)
But remember to have the right amount of them, she knows you had a few, so a full tub would raise susspision.
You want to eat about 1/4 of the tube so she won't susspect a thing.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EAT MORE THAN 1/2 OR YOU WILL HAVE TO FINISH THE SECOND TUBE, BUY A THIRD AND EAT 1/4 OF THAT.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)
I don't think mt kidneys could cope with that.
Also, it was an unopened pack before I gobbled the lot. So I don't need to eat any of them.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)
sure, you don't *need* to
but what could it hurt just to have a couple?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Susannah Reid MY MUM
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)
No, hang on
MY YOUR
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

YOUR NOEL'S
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)
Susannah Reid is in my top 5
Helen Mirren is number one though.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)
Top 5 grannies?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Gudrun Ure ftw

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Haha

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)
When a man is tired of Supergran he is tired of life.
Dr Johnson said that.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Bit before my time, I'm afraid.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)
It was filmed up here I think

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Helen Mirren is timeless
She was amazingly beautiful in Caligula
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)
She looks cracking for her age

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)
So do her norks

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Indeed they do

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I'd rather not think about her aging crack.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I would

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)
You disgust me.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)
I know

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Thanks for that
Now I really want a grilled cheese and ham sandwich.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)
So, why are so few people replying this morning?
I know Darth is pissed off, but aside from that I don't understand where anyone is!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)
*cough*shit/nonexistentquestion*cough
No idea, old boy.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Darth is pissed off?
Has someone insulted his extensive wardrobe of sparkly clothes?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Not enough, it would seem
Hence the flounce
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)
What's a flounce?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)
where someone gets upset ONLINE
and announces that they're leaving forever.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Nah. He's in an all day meeting today
You know, those telecommunications don't just analyse themselves.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)
ANALysis is his game

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I keep texting him pictures of beer he can't have for less than £4
Peroni, Amstel, etc
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
I saw that dress. I thought it had a very weird neckline.
I also think Susannah Reid could make anything look slutty. You know, in a good way. She definitely seems like a fun minx.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)
She looks like a gibbon's anus.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)
I'm not saying she could turn me
I'm just saying she has a cute way about her.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)
She is FILTH
I fucking love it!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)
You fucking would.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Too fucking right I would!
I'd be up there like a rat up a drainpipe
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)
What are ya gonna do?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Kitchen was empty innit

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I have no idea what a gibbon's anus looks like
Is looking like one a good thing or a bad thing?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I made vegetable lasagne
And I made the white sauce. It was good but in future I need to buy a bigger roasting tin so I can have MOAR VEGETABLES! Also my white sauce went a tad on the thick side but delightfully lump free!

All in all, tasty. Which is good as I shall be havuing it for dinner for the next three nights
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Well done
But lasagne needs MOAR MEEEEEAT
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)
meat is expensive. Vegetables are cheap!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)
True

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)
EXCELLENT NEWS!!!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I replied to your thread as you looked lonely

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Well done madam. I am impressed.
But I'm impressed by anyone that can cook anything.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

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