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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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YES, that one.
I would be much more enthusiastic with Portman, granted. But Portman's not borderline.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
did you hear about that actress who got stabbed the other day?
the one from Legally Blonde. Reese Something
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Witherspoon got stabbed?
Was she being annoyingly virtuous again? It was bound to happen sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
no, with a knife

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Oh, you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
couldn't resist

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
How the fuck did you catch anyone with that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
not sure
wasn't sure how well it'd work over the internet, but it paid off
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
It's the first time I've ever heard that one.
But I'm not proud of that, and neither should you be.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
I happen to love that joke
and as such am very proud. I also enjoy making other people feel stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
I am now debating trying it on my halfwit co-worker
She'll fall for it, I'm sure, but it's not really an achievement since I'm pretty certain she'd fall for "gullible isn't in the dictionary".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
makes it even better
it's one of those jokes where the reward is entirely for the teller.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
No. With a knife.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Yeah, you too.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
No
I won't say it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
at least someone did

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
You dastardly, dastardly cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Didn't say it properly though
Shame
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Cos he said Witherspoon got stabbed?
Whereas just "Witherspoon?" Would have been better
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
yeah, I was concerned about that
bit yoda-ish, but I figured it was allowable.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Yes
and just look what its spawned. Vote Vippers, for king of OT!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Oh, I'll oblige
With a knife?

Edit: oh ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
poor effort
must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Portman is a goddess
I'd ditch the wife and kids in a second for a go on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Up the duff now.
Another dream crumbles to ash.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
still would

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Fact.
More wiggle-room.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
WITH A KNIFE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
No Witherspoon

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

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