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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wow, shortest thread ever.
Thanks al.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:37, 234 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
No worries
do you want to talk about breasts?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)
YOU'RE JUST COPYING ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)
He likes them with a 15" black rubber cock
you only like them with a regular flesh cock
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is true.
Although when you say 'flesh' I hope you mean the regular kind and not the avatar kind, as I wouldn't want it to melt away into nothing at an inopportune moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Hahaha
*click*

So what did you make of it, DG?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Excellent.
looking forward to the Autumn.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)
What the FUCK is that about?
Making us wait til Autumn after such a top episode. Bang out of order. I'd like to point out that I called it (the baby's identity), and thought naming her Melody was distinctly unsubtle.

But, yeah, nonetheless, fucking brilliant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)
I like the name Melody. What's wrong with Melody?
also, I agree. BRILLIANT Episode.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I fucking loved the start of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I liked the swashbuckling interracial lesbians
Been a while since I could say that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
It was some good Rory action.
But I wasn't convinced, they should have cut out a filler episode and then turned it into a two parter, I would have loved a whole episode of him calling in his debts.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
and more of the Sontaran Nurse.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
"Don't slouch, it's bad for your posture!"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)
"You're going to be fine. You're a warrior."
"Rory... I'm a NURSE"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
"I can produce huge quantities of lactic fluid"

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I knew a girl at school called Melody
she was a cunt. That's what is wrong with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
My mother is called Melodie
Is that allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
that'll have to go to judges I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Retroactively naming your mother after a minor character in Doctor Who
Your geekery knows no bounds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
I'm like marty McFly
except I went back and pulled my Gran not my mum and then named her. My time machine was made from a two tone Austin Allegro.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Everything about this post is quintessentially B3ta
Geekery, incest and retro chic. Take five points.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Fucking right I get 5 points!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Oh, nothing wrong with it, lovely name
But Melody = Song just as Pond = River.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
wtf spoiler you bastard.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I prefer al's thread.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Well, why don't you try replying there then?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)
More people will see this one.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I was being all ironic and stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Sophie Ellis-Bextor

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Minnie Driver

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Ugh. She's not nice looking.
Lorry Driver more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Sutcliffe lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)
You are wrong.
She is lovely with her triangular chin/head arrangement and her powerful jaw.

And she's tall.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)
you describe her like Ronnie James Dio

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
I thought he was a midget?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
DON'T SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)
He was a silly little man.
There. I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
:-o

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Her rhomboid face would deflate any semblance of an erection I might muster.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
What about her mum, though?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)
even her mum detumesces at the sight of Sophie's face

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)
I'd take her to Tracey island

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Would, until she needed a Blue Peter bungalow of her own, with ramps, a la Deacon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)
I'll bet you'd vandalise her (lady) garden.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Course I would. You've have to be mentally ill not to.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Her sun-dial will be left proper smashed
As you leave loads of your industrial fluid in her pond.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
You Petra.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
I also would smash one up it.
See also the other one with all jaw and no boobs. You know the one. Her. She's been in films and that. I've completely forgotten her name. I'm like that with women.

God, she was in Pirates of the Caribbean and Domino and The Duchess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Kiera Knightley
she's the idiot's Natalie Portman
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Keira Fort-nightly. At a push. If I didn't have any other offers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
YES, that one.
I would be much more enthusiastic with Portman, granted. But Portman's not borderline.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
did you hear about that actress who got stabbed the other day?
the one from Legally Blonde. Reese Something
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Witherspoon got stabbed?
Was she being annoyingly virtuous again? It was bound to happen sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
no, with a knife

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Oh, you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
couldn't resist

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
How the fuck did you catch anyone with that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
not sure
wasn't sure how well it'd work over the internet, but it paid off
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
It's the first time I've ever heard that one.
But I'm not proud of that, and neither should you be.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
I happen to love that joke
and as such am very proud. I also enjoy making other people feel stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
I am now debating trying it on my halfwit co-worker
She'll fall for it, I'm sure, but it's not really an achievement since I'm pretty certain she'd fall for "gullible isn't in the dictionary".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
makes it even better
it's one of those jokes where the reward is entirely for the teller.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
No. With a knife.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Yeah, you too.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
No
I won't say it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
at least someone did

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
You dastardly, dastardly cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Didn't say it properly though
Shame
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Cos he said Witherspoon got stabbed?
Whereas just "Witherspoon?" Would have been better
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
yeah, I was concerned about that
bit yoda-ish, but I figured it was allowable.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Yes
and just look what its spawned. Vote Vippers, for king of OT!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Oh, I'll oblige
With a knife?

Edit: oh ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
poor effort
must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Portman is a goddess
I'd ditch the wife and kids in a second for a go on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Up the duff now.
Another dream crumbles to ash.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
still would

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Fact.
More wiggle-room.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
WITH A KNIFE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
No Witherspoon

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Keira Knightly?
Best description I've ever heard of her is "She's like an ironing board with a face".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
An ironing board with a face
and a handy pocket to keep your rolling pin in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Simply add a pinch of nutmeg

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Lloyd Bridges

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Jeff Bridges!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
He fathered him therefore is better
He was quite handsome when he was young you know
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Meh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Helmand Province.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)
I love their mayonnaise.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Not so keen on their cock-cheese, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Dave Lee-Travis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Disabled access, but only Mon-Fri.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
I also like Breasts
I think the best breasts ever were Jamie Lee Curtis's in Trading Places. Oh and I'll have a bit of Helen Mirren's in Caligula if you please.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I'm having a chicken breast for dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
You are right.
Despite her man's face, Jamie Lee Curtis' tits in that excellent, excellent film are nothing short of spectacular.

It's about due a re-watch at Chateau Boyce. Been at least three months.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Trading Places is the only decent film Eddie Murphy ever appeared in.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
It's a fact.
And don't claim Coming To America isn't bent because it FUCKING IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
It's fucking shit.
As is Beverly Hills Cop and its sequels.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
The Golden Child is the best film ever
Ok its not its fucking shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Erika Eleniak's in Under Siege are pretty special

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
good call

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Aren't they fake?
They look it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
I suspect they're not so good these days

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
My ex-girlfriend's boobs were lovely.
I can still remember them all these years after.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
I have a pic of her but not her boobs.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Shoddy work blousie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
: (
I have a pic of my boobs if that's any help?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
It would be a very great help to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Remind you how lucky you are to have a young girlfriend probably.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)
I am an incorrigible old nonce, it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Like Dick Turpin's saddlebags?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
They were lovely and welcoming and just the right size.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I'd still give Mirren one.
She's on my list.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

The shitlist
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
The over fifties list.
Susan Sarandon and Jane Seymour are both on it, they'll be happy to know.

I can't wait for next year. Liz Hurley will qualify.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I'd do Seymour until her pelvis was just a pile of dust.
And then I'd have another quick go, for luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Can I have her when you're done?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Dr Quinn
Cum bucket
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Dr Quim, more like!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
What's left of her, sure.
In Live and Let Die she was almost mind-alteringly fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
truth

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
She managed to make a Roger Moore bond film
Actually good. In fact that films full of weird things like that, for example a Paul and Linda McCartney song that doesn't make me want to go on a murderous rampage.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
It was the first Bond flick I ever saw
and remains a firm favourite to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Gail out of Coronation Street

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
You need psychiatric help.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Haha!
No chin for your balls to rest on
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Alright then, her Mam.
Miss Popoff or whatever her name is?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
She is actually better

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
*Rentaghost fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
*Claypole tens*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
You go for the startled gerbil look, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
You could fill her cheeks up

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Clicking this.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I've never seen a human being more like a camel in my entire life.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
You love her humps

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
What?
She looks like a mallard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Tim Burton could have saved a fortune on makeup during filming of planet of the apes
if he had just hired her instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
that film was unmitigated shite

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Gimme back my monkey

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
True
and on an unreleated note the remake of War of the World was so shit I walked out of the cinema for a ciggie three times
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I can't decide which was worse

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
It is like choosing between
left nut cancer and right nut cancer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Why the fuck they can't just make a big budget film of the book
set in Victorian England? There is a version out there but apparently it's dire and has never been released in cinemas.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
it is dire.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Same with Time Machine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Because you can't source serious American money
without it being set in America, or a film about cheeky Cockney gangsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
War Of The Worlds (the Tom Cruise version) is the single worst film I've ever paid money to see.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I went to see Barb Wire
when I was 14.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Fucking hell man *sympathy*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
At least Pam got her tits out.
The only tit in WOTW was Tom Cruise.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Wut!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I can't believe so many of you even know who that is
I don't have the first clue.

you dribbling lackwits
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
That's because you are stoned out of you're gourd by 7.30 on a weeknight! ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I tend to have a joint or two at about 10 during the week.
but that is beside the point.

Soaps are fucking awful shite. Same as crap like the Apprentice. I don't want to watch stuff about morons, real or fictional, unless they are getting hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
I don't watch the massive pile of shite
but I know who she is on account of being subjected to it by my mum years ago.

Anyone who says that Corrie is a masterpiece of comedy and drama is talking bollocks. From the bits I recall or have been subjected to when visiting relatives who watch the tawdry, dribbling pile of Mancunian offal, it's a programme in which the wimmin are all strong and feisty, and the blokes are either as camp as Butlins or weak and weasely specimens whose only purpose in life is to either be nasty, or downtrodden by their domineering missus.

Also, it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
it's not just one soap I have issue with
it's all of them.

Over-dramatic shite. A couple of the Australian ones have produced good actors, like Guy Pearce, but the British ones are fucking crap.

Although I did note that a bird from Hollyoaks is a whore/slave in Game of Thrones which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)
I used to live with a BIRD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I didn't expect you to choose to watch it.
can't say the same for the others.

That's not necessarily an excuse though. I live with a bird, who doesn't watch fucking awful shite on tv
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I used to go to university.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
so did I
and as such have seen every episode of Friends about 4000 times, but I still have never ever seen an episode of Coronation Street.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
:( I have no excuse.
*visibly wilts*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Friends is even worse than corrie
At least in corrie someone gets stabbed every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Witherspoon?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
No With a Knife!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
At least Friends doesn't try and pretend it is realistic
or not silly
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Or good

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Mind you, when I was at uni my flatmate watched nothing but Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I blame him for my hideous internet addiction as I hid in my room with a 56k modem
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
But Buffy's brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Damned right

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)
my ex watched Buffy religiously
I've seen every episode of that too. Still better than any british soap
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)
It's harmless.
And keeps the idiot lantern flickering.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
I have no experience with Coronation Street
but I can certainly say that Hollyoaks isn't harmless. It's so fucking shite it hurts, and that's before the brain damage it causes.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
I am happy to do all the cooking
washing up and laundry just so I can be in the Kitchen when Hollyoaks is on. It kills more brain cells than any of the massive drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
totally agree

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
My mate claims hollyoaks is a fucking good show
if you mute it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
if you like ugly fucking chav girls
there have been a few who have been alright, but even they sound like fucking morons.

Roxanne McKee is apparently the one who is now in Game of Thrones. She was one of the best looking and has a nice accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)
She has a nice arse too

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)
she does
you get to see it in Game of Thrones
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)
indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Thats my excuse too
I walked in to the room and exclaimed what the fuck is that thing doing on our telly! "Its Gail from corrie" said the wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
I dunno, they were pretty great in True Lies....

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
CAN WE ALL PLEASE STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN ! THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Hahaha!
Would it help if I objectify men a little to even it out?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
WITH TITS!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Bella, give Gonz his login back, this isn't funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Women are people too, real people, with thoughts and feelings, just like us !
For centuries they have struggled to get equal rights, and with the exception of Cleopatra, Margert Thature, four out of five of the Spice Girls, Queen Victoria, Queen Elizibeth, Queen Latitha and a few others... they have all struggled to find a voice in this Man's World.

I, for one, demand to see women on an equal standing as men. I think once their hysteria is nullifide by dildos, they should be allowed just as much as an ignored say in how this world runs as everyone else !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Haha!
Impassioned speech!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Please forward this onto Lorain Kelly.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Oh man
All you're doing is locking yourself into best friend territory.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
It's a great liberal feeling when you realise that you ain't gonna get no nookie anyway, so you can say whatever the hell you like.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
^THIS

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
People with tits, though.
Except Keira and that Trinny bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
+ Diana Moran

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
What madness is this?
Beta male behaviour won't get you laid. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
They're them things with vaginas in 'em

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I'm off down the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Wetherspoon's?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
NO, WITH A KNIFE!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Why am I laughing at this!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
So am I!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

KNIFE MACHETE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
+DON'T TEXT!!!!11!!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Have you seen Machete?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
one of the best films ever

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
True!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
I got the feeling it would be too self aware like Snakes on a plane

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)
it's much much better than Snakes on a Plane

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)
You should. It's a quote from that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)
In Lardan
Its always WITH A KNIFE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Oh God I just sent the wife this
Did you hear that actress from legally blonde got stabbed, Reese something

Her response was Weatherspoons
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Does she work in a Weatherspoons?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
No, with a knife!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
I hate spam threads, but I quite liked this one....
Dear ,

All Swinburne staff are warmly welcomed to attend the August graduation ceremonies of students from Monday 1 to Tuesday 2 August. The ceremonies will be held at the Melbourne Convention Centre and celebrate the achievements of our students in completing their studies.

Please register here by 5pm 8 July 2011.

The Graduation team encourages all academic and administrative staff to participate as past feedback indicates students enjoy seeing their teachers at the graduation ceremony. The date and time of your faculty/school's ceremony can be found on the graduation website.

Kind regards,

The Graduation team
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Wetherspoons?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
how is that spam? Swinburne is a great university.
or did it end up getting sent to you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Because it was sent to "maged-nekuot@[domain I own]", and has 0 relivence to me, and the pictures have trackers built in.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)
I got an email this morning from someone giving me their new contact details
and saying how he hopes our professional paths will cross again sometime in the future.

I have no idea who the fuck he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
I got a Facebook friends request yesterday
from someone who I don't know. I have over 250 friends and none of them are friends with her. I can't see her profile, and I can't send her a message. WTF?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)
do you play any facebook games?
I have about a dozen "friends" I only know because we play the same games and there are benefits to having many friends playing. One of them has turned out to be a Chinese lingerie model which is frankly a bit of a result.

You can always unfriend them again once you've checked them out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)
I hadn't thought about that
I only play Airline Manager. I'm not sure if they can work out my name from the leaderboard or anything like that. I had thought about adding her, but my GF was a bit "why the fuck would you add a woman that you clearly don't know?" to which my obvious (and thankfully unspoken) answer was "cos she might be well fit, innit?".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)
That's not a knife...
...this, is a knife!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Thats a spo..
oh fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

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