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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Some say his hair is made from the finest silken webs of the black widow; his teeth are made from marble that's been imported from Greece, and one smile would charm Medusa herself to her knees; his cock would make a horse rear back in jealousy.
There are those that know the man professionally, that say he taught President Obama how to play cricket and to drink tea properly. That he spell checked the whole of the internet, and taught Bill Gates all he knows.
And then there are the women that sing his praises, how he's not too manly to hold your hand or buy you flowers. How his love of cooking sets their hearts alight. And if they could give just one chance to be the one....
Well, he hasn't found her yet. Could you be The One?
(, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 21:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Worst day ever.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)
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