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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can't tell if being sarcastic....
it's like my ovaries are clanging together
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:15, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Just have a wank

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I am not being at all sarcastic.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Thanks :)
the last thing I need is encouragement, tell me I'd be a shit mother before I start humping randoms
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Shan't.
The world needs more decent people and I think you'd raise one. Soz.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I mean, fuck it, if Monty can do it, anyone can.
amirite?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
monty has to be an amazing father
did you see that castle thing he bought his daughter?
I think if a grown man bought that for me I'd dance in excitement for weeks
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
She's only just now really getting into playing with it.
I made a good choice.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I'm not raising mine.
:(((((((((((((((
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
:(((((((

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
LABFACE

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
If you have a child and it gets on your tits.
Will you keep it in a cage like you do with Echo?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Hey you
It's the sandcastle festival this weekend. Now that's excitement, right there.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
That sounds really fucking bent.
Are you going to it?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Doubt it.
I never go anywhere, Jeff. You know this.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Well make the effort and go to the festival of sand castles.
And then go on the pier :)
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
a few weeks ago I told my dad instead of getting a dog I should've gotten pregnant
he said I would've went to jail because you can't keep a baby in a cage
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I hope you replied with
'No father, I would have GONE to jail'
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
oh sure, and then he said "shut the fuck up, you know what I meant"

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
heh
Sorry K.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

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