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Everyone is clearly so disgusted by Al that they don't want to post in his thread.Understandable really.
It's Wednesday and thus too early for talk of the weekend. What should we talk about?
alt: what should we definitely not talk about?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:33,
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It's alright, I mentioned it a couple of times, but I think I got away with it ...(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
She couldn't stand Al any more(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:35,
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He was all upset with her He gets upset quite a lot
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:41,
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and poor people(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:46,
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That is true. Far to many ethnics and poor people. The ethnics I can just about stomach.
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I went to Harrods for the ethnic experiance.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:46,
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I also think that the continued existence of people who like Chompy on here may have been a contributing factor(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:47,
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that explains a lot(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:56,
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The first rule of rape club is we don't talk about rape club(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:58,
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Faith No More's classic "Falling to Pieces" jsut cropped up on my We7 playlistTiming
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I am unfamiliar with ithow does it compare to the Velvet Revolver song of almost the same name?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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Both are superbI prefer the FNM tune, but I prefer many FNM tunes to almost anything else in the world, so I might not be the most impartial of judges on the matter
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Is there anything we don't have in common?Apart from Ballroom, but I think that goes without saying. And procreation.
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as far as I know the Rev doesn't like to take cock up the shitpipe like you do(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:49,
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I'll admit that I enjoy the occasional croissantbut I'm not into beards and surfing.
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I can confirm that no cock has entered my shitpipeI'm happy to clarify this.
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To clarify, I actually do like watching Strictly, but never tried it myself - and have no desire to.Also, I haven't shagged your bird. Yet. ;-)
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And although I support a pishy Championship teamIt's not Notts Forest.
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I do now. Come on the Irons. There are 14 ex-Premier League teams in that division now I think.
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The team, who unlike Middlesbrough are former Champions of England and twice Champions of Europe,are called Nottingham Forest. Not Nottinghamshire Forest. It's like calling your lot SuburbofNewcastleborough
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brough, not boroughThough they bizarrely want to be known as the Boro. Go figure
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:08,
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Yeah, I've never understood that eitherIt's a bit like Michael McIntyre calling himself a comedian
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Not really, I'm pretty sure the BBC pay him under the guise of comedian, possibly light entertainment as well(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:15,
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Have you looked at a map?Boro is nowhere near The Toon. Miles apart - it's like saying Edinburgh is a suburb of Glasgow.
Boro got to a European final more recently than your lot, were in the Premiership more recently than your lot and have a better stadium than your lot. We're not dining out on ancient history presided over by an alcoholic ego maniac.
The defence rests.
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This was their problem last season too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:17,
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Maps are for scholars, my friendI think you may have undermined your "not dining out on ancient history" point somewhat, and if your stadium was size-appropiate for attendance ours would be twice as big. Lastly, if the greatest English manager in the history of football rocked up at the Riverside and promised you glories beyond imagining with the caveat that he had alcohol abuse and self-aggrandisement issues, you'd rip his arm off.
This is where Rory tells us how much better his team are than either of ours
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*ahem*Come on you Baggies, etc.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:32,
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Rory can get to fuck, the wee cunt. No offence Rory.Of course Clough did *play* for Boro, and was born and raised in the town.
He also worked at the same ICI site that my dad did I have just discovered, through the wonders of Wiki. Funnily enough, my dad was a smart arse who knew it all as well.
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He scored a fuckload of goals for them too if I rememberIf Geoffrey Boycott worked on the same site then we should assume it has mystical properties
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Scored a shitload for Sunderland too until he did his knee in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:41,
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Curiously BC and GB were very good friends.I have no idea how that worked.
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I imagine they got together over "a few" drinksAnd discussed how they were better than everyone else in the world.
As a Forest fan and the son of a Yorkshireman, it must be said that they were correct in this assessment.
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Boycs, despite being the greatest living Yorkshireman, was an anti-social bugger so I can't really imagine them going out for a few scoops.(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I'm happy to give you some pointersShe seems to be attracted to geeky men reeking of unfulfilled potential who are fucking kidding themselves to believe she'd look at them twice
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We can go around to yoursand give her a face like a plasteres radio.
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I'm moving into my furnished flat on Tuesdayone of my co-workers asked if I'd sorted insurance and I gave my best "rabbit in headlights" look. Should I care? If so, what else haven't I thought of?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:38,
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I have super hardcore home insurancebut that's because I have loads of nice stuff and often take it to places and have to leave it there overnight.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:39,
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If its just contents then do itIts cheap for what your covered for.
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Peej, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:39,
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does seem like just contents is all I needthe rest seems to be covered by the rental agreement.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:53,
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If you have no financial interest in it, don't insure it. If you get charged for breaking it, insure it. If it's yours and want a new one if you lose it or it gets nicked, insure it.
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Has anyone heard of either:GARY DELANEY; ANTHONY KING or DOMINIC ELLIOTT SPENCER?
They're comics I might see tonigh, but I don't know if they're shit.
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Srs he's like a young Lenny Henry(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:47,
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I have not heard anything of themand does 'either' not imply that there are two things, rather than three?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:46,
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the judges will allow it(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:48,
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that does not surprise me(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:50,
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I forgot that I like Roy Chuby Brown as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:00,
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I'm listening to "Opera Singer" by Cake.I feel like I've achieved something special today.
alt: we definitely shouldn't talk about *h*t *i*e *o* s*a*p*d *l*u*i*s *r*e
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:54,
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Shit pipe got slapped Blousies arse?I think I got better as it went on.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:35,
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I now wish to change the first three words to "what size nob"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:42,
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How shit is everyone's job?This month mine has been fucking terrible! I am now on standby for this evening and from 7am tomorrow. Not good
Alt: Lunch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:57,
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I LOVE ALAL SORRY I DIDN'T POST IN YOUR THREAD I WASN'T HERE. I'M AWARE I'M HERE NOW AND STILL NOT POSTING IN YOUR THREAD....BUT YOUR THREAD WASN'T THE TOP THREAD AND I'VE STARTED WRITING HERE NOW! I'll stop shouting now.
LOVE YOU AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:57,
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If an Aspergers brain could crawl out of somones skull and take a shit on a coffee tableit would look like this post
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:00,
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If a dog with rabies raped a meth addict who was partial to formaldehydeand then their deformed offspring died and was left to rot in a sewer for a month, the resulting mess would still look better than any of your posts.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:11,
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I love this woman and I don't care who knows it.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:48,
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We should definitely not talk about my impending unemploymentI haven't heard back from the interview I went to yesterday and consequently am in a vile mood with an undercurrent of pant-shittingly doom laden terror. Fun times.
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Good luckI usually find people only really get round to telling you one way or the other on a Thursday Friday, and usually late in the day.
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Thanksbut they specifically said they would make a decision yesterday afternoon or this morning and let us all know by lunchtime today. My guess is that I am second in the pile and they're waiting to hear back from the person they've offered it to before they give me the inevitable 'no'. It's fucking shit.
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They're accademics/scientists right?They're not so good with the deadlines.
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either that, or there are HR people involved who are all useless cunts(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:16,
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HR here is abysmal, it's truebut it's the scientist themselves that makes the decision and lets you know; getting the job offer is usually hassle-free, it's all the paperwork and faffing that comes afterwards that's a ballache.
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mwahahahahahaha(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:43,
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they won't have made a decision yetthey will still be arguing about whose account the coffee and biscuits should be charged to.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:58,
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I was interviewing for a research technician postus lowly types are not offered coffee and biscuits at interview.
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Maybe you should have a contingency plan in place thenand see what retail work is available in your local area. Also employers LOVE the fact people would rather work anywhere than be a lazy bum
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:12,
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My contract doesn't expire until 30th Septemberso I have a little while yet, but I am already registered with a couple of temping agencies. I simply can't afford to be unemployed for anything more than perhaps a few days and having no control over it is fucking terrifying.
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temp agencies are great as long as you phone them CONSTANTLY(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:24,
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Given the choice, I choose to talk about breasts!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:21,
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I have pecs!! Yay for weight training
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:26,
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I read that as peskypesky breasts! *shakes fist*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:48,
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Pesky breasts make me shake my fist as wellquite rhythmically
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:51,
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Let's talk about the weather.Alt: let's not talk about husbands, and how much you have to nag them to get them to do anyfuckinghting without whining.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:51,
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I can't even see outside from where I'm sitting*sadfaces*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:53,
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Outside is overrated.They have very little in the way of sofas and TVs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:54,
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This is trueOutside has sunshine and the prospect of beer though. There may also be brests
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:55,
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Yesand maybe even a spare letter a
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56,
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You know what, Cow? Inside has beer too. and windows, through which you can see the sun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:58,
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Not where I am sitting it doesn't(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:04,
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Then you are clearly sitting in the wrong place.I suggest you move immediately.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:11,
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Nobody can see my screen here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:15,
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Well, they're not INSIDE, are they woman?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:58,
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Or cunt him in the murray, that smarts a wee bit more.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56,
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MIGHT-ERS! MIGHT-ERS! MI-GHTERS!!!!Give me an 'M'
Give me an 'I'
etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:09,
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terribly sorry chapwork called. How the devil are you?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:52,
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I heard on the radio this morning that within the next 20 to 60 years the coolest summers will be hotter than the hottest summers nowalt: wouldn't know, don't have one
what's your take on children?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56,
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the same as my take on most peopleSome are pleasant enough, some are downright loveley, but I wouldn't want some random one in my house for twenty years.
Also: they are noisy, smelly, messy, and largely ungrateful.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:58,
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nobut I've been plagued by the desire for offspring, it's crippling
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:05,
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I really, truly, cannot understand that desire. Really.I do actually have a mothering streak a mile wide, but i take it out on my boys and my friends. I can see why I might want one of those cute, cuddly, clean babies that other people seem to have, but I wouldn't want one of the crying snivelly ones.
I think I'm doing the world a favour by deciding not to procreate. Plus, I have terrible genes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:08,
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I've always wanted a baby.I can see where some wouldn't. It's a personal choice and I'm glad people feel they can choose not to, rather than having children they don't want.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:13,
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I wouldn't tell anyone else not to have oneI just don't like the assumption that everyone will have children at some point in their lives, and if they don't, there is something wrong with them.
I can absolutely guarantee you that I would severely fuck up the life of any child who was unlucky enough to land me as a mother, and I wouldn't want to put anyone through that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:20,
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Well at least any baby of yours isn't going to go hungry, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:27,
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I'M SAYING YOU HAVE MASSIVE GAZONGAS.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:28,
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Oh Krizzle, you'd be a magnificent mother.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:12,
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Can't tell if being sarcastic....it's like my ovaries are clanging together
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:15,
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I am not being at all sarcastic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:19,
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Thanks :)the last thing I need is encouragement, tell me I'd be a shit mother before I start humping randoms
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:25,
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Shan't. The world needs more decent people and I think you'd raise one. Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:29,
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I mean, fuck it, if Monty can do it, anyone can.amirite?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:31,
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monty has to be an amazing fatherdid you see that castle thing he bought his daughter?
I think if a grown man bought that for me I'd dance in excitement for weeks
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:33,
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She's only just now really getting into playing with it.I made a good choice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:35,
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I'm not raising mine.:(((((((((((((((
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:33,
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If you have a child and it gets on your tits.Will you keep it in a cage like you do with Echo?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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Hey youIt's the sandcastle festival this weekend. Now that's excitement, right there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:23,
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That sounds really fucking bent.Are you going to it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:24,
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Doubt it.I never go anywhere, Jeff. You know this.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:25,
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Well make the effort and go to the festival of sand castles.And then go on the pier :)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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a few weeks ago I told my dad instead of getting a dog I should've gotten pregnanthe said I would've went to jail because you can't keep a baby in a cage
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:24,
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I hope you replied with'No father, I would have GONE to jail'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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oh sure, and then he said "shut the fuck up, you know what I meant"(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:28,
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I suggest we talk about DR TUGNUT, easily one of the best B3tans ever and to whom I owe a continuing debt of thanks despite his no longer coming on here. He sends his love.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:08,
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That's what is on my passport as my occupation.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:11,
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It's hard work, the hours are long and the pay is dreadful.But it's my calling....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:19,
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He once sent me three DVDs full of music - about 100 albumsIncluding some sweet gestures like this insane LP of Led Zeppelin tunes played as lullabies, for my kid.
For this and many other generous acts, I endorse Dr Tugnut to DA MAXXX.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:18,
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Was it this one?www.amazon.com/Rockabye-Baby-Lullaby-Renditions-Zeppelin/dp/B000IFSFY0
I got a friend the AC/DC version when his first child was born.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:23,
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Not more debt Monty.This is a bad thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:21,
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He's just another name on a very long list...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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Oh my God!Antiques Roadshow is going to be at Seaton Delaval Hall on the 14th July. This is near me. I may get carried away and "Dando" Fiona Bruce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:36,
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Why not take Monty along and have him valued.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:36,
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When Bruce Forsyth diesHe has arranged with his family for him to have an open casket at the funeral. They agreed that it would be nice to see him, to see him nice.
I don't know what Fiona will do for her funeral.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:39,
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They're spending a fortune on chairs for that funeralso everyone has GREAT SEATS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:40,
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I hear they're going to lock the doorsset fire to it, then raze it to the ground
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:46,
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And call her 'My beautiful firebird'I heard she loves that shit, yo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:39,
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It's what that stalker called her when he sent her all those cards and letters.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:45,
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Or 'doing a dozer'as it's also known
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:40,
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