wtf
that shit always baffles me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was hosting a hen party a couple of weekends ago
and they had a naked waiter there. I couldn't look him in the eye. He had a nice bum though. OBJECTIFICATION!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

friend of mine had specifically said she didn't want anything of that sort at her hen do
and her best friends got one anyway. Really spoilt things. The dumb bitches.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

yeah this whole party was a surprise for her, she nearly fainted when I said she was going to be learning pole dancing
I think she thought I was going to strip, but on the feedback form at the end she wrote that she really enjoyed it, it wasn't at all as she'd expected and she had a lot of fun. The naked waiter was also really gay.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I specifically told my mates I didn't want any of that shit
So they took me paintballing and then got me wasted. Brilliant time!
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I've told most of my mates that I can't stand the ritual humiliation shit
and most agree. I'll be fucking put out if they try anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I've said that
No veils, no L plates, no cock straws. I plan to go to Vegas in a cocktail dress.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

OVER RULED!
Oh, thought this was Phoenix Wright.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

OBJECTION
I love his hair.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Crazy world
She was fat too. Nothing puts you off your pint like watching a sweaty fat slut suck off a stripper.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

It has reminded me of an incident in a club some years ago
where my mate and I noticed a girl giving a guy the most frantic handjob ever. It was hilarious.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I saw a girl sandwiched between two guys, one had his hand down her knickers
and the other and both his up her top. She looked like she was having a great time.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

There's a photo from a club I used to go to
on one of those 'faces in places' sites and there's a girl sat with her legs apart and a guy with his hand right up there, I lolled.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Or the queue starting to form behind him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)