I don't have a hot naked body
which is why I'm insecure.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

how often do you walk around naked?
the only time I'm naked is when I'm in the shower, asleep, or getting it on
and if they've made it thus far, got it in, then I doubt they're sickened enough to get it out and leave
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Well, there is that.
But I'm talking about gym showers and things. *shudders*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

chin up, saves on nasty pervy lesbos hitting on you

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Frankly, it would make a change to have anyone hitting on me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

oh you gorgeous people! you're single and you hate that everyone hits on you
then you're not single and you hate that no one hits on you
le sigh
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Firstly, I'm not gorgeous.
Secondly, no one ever hit on me when I was single.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

not even your husband?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

No, I had to throw myself at him.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Oh I know, aren't we awful!

( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)