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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Breasts
Amberl has them and is saddened for the state of humanity.

How would you cheer up Amberl to get a look at her breasts?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:06, 125 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I tried cheering up girls to see their breast until I was about 20
it's not very effective.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Does anyone else want to click I like this when people end their relationships on facebook.
Just to see the reaction?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
No, I like to keep my friends.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Meh, I've got enough

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
this is worth a look
whenparentstext.com/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I'd show her mine first.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I can get behind this

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
You won't get a good view from the back love.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
True
*sneaks round to the front*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
You can probably see mine from the back.
Mind you, you can probably see mine from space.

: (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
haha!
My sister has huge boobs too. I feel your pain hon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
You should get them out on the beach at WsM
And charge kids a quid to jump on them for ten minutes.

*Bouncy Castle lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
That's it Jeff
When I go on the pier, I'm definitely not going to tell you about it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I find you a new business opportunity - with minimal start-up costs
And to thank me, you are going to REFUSE me pier information.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Do you have any idea how much it hurts to have someone pounding away at your breasts?
Do you? Imagine someone using your testicles as a swingball.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
But is that any reason to NOT tell me about the pier?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Oh for God's sake!
do I have to do everything around here?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Those reviews make the pier sound shit.
You'll make money with your breasty castle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
*joins space program*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
You just want to be in an enclosed space with other men.
"Docking procedure engaged"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
spacedockinglols

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Unless you have those back-boobs that some really fat people have.
Which I don't think you do, you're not even half the size of Labs
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Everytime you huged me at your party
Mark would come after me and hug me too. He didn't understand why I wanted your hugs but was refusing his. No, he didn't understand that my breasts in pain didn't do very well with all his bones, but felt very good huging yours!

(I hope that doesn't sound too creepy... well, you know me)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Aw! bless him.
Squishy girl hugs FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
They do feel awsome!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Fank u : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I'd say 'Amberl, show me your breasts'
because, as everyone knows, girls always show each other their breasts. Then we have pillow fights.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
In tiny pijamas

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
or just in our knickers

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
No bras or anything

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
true story
my ex had breasts even bigger than Amberl's, and the first step of us getting together was her showing me hers to cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Run face first into them.
I like her breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Would you boing backwards
or would the cushioning gradually slow you down before gently depositing you on the ground?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
No, I'd keep burrowing in.
Don't stop til I reach breastbone, y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I wouldn't.
I'd ignore her while everyone else showered her with attention, so then she'd be dying for mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
This works exceptionally well
It's ridiculous seeing as how obvious it is.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Only if people like playing games

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
is that a game?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Cheer up, Amber!
Look at your breasts!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I would offer her a trade: Jensen Ackles for unlimited boob-viewings
Achilles Heel, innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I probably can't convince you
but on the theme of the previous thread, the only way I'd get Jensen Ackles at the moment is by rape
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
*googles*
Far too pretty for my tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
My friends tell me I look exactly like Jenson Ackles

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I vaguely remember seeing a picture of you
but I'm afraid it didn't look like Jensen Ackles
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
That wasn't me

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
You're right, you can't convince me
:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
he looks like a gay

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I went out with a girl with 30G breasts
Do I win 5 pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I don't see the appeal in large breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Niether do I now
After about 5 minutes I wanted her to tuck them away somewhere. My wife is quite petite and has a lovely perky breasts. Shes feeding at the moment though so they are massive. She prefers them big, I prefer them smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Your use of the word feeding makes it seem like she's an animal.
Is your wife actually a cow?
Do you rub her teets?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
No,
Should I have said "Breast Feeding"?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
My wife is Breast Feeding our second daughter at the moment so her breasts are massive.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
that post doesn't make her seem like an animal

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Ok well that what I meant so read that instead
Oh and I lied she is a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Mine are bigger
so no, probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
She was really tall and skinny.
Not that you aren't I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
i'm neither tall nor skinny
and now you've facebook friended me you can se for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
OK!
An impressive display! I haven't gone out with you though. I still feel that five pounds is an appropriate award for my achievements
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I was nearly a G at my heaviest but I have a larger back.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Yeh you were probably like 78G

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Wut!
40!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
You were 78G when you were 40

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I used to be 30F
-sighs-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
PST PIX PLS!
also POIDH
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I was 15.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Im in one of those countries where its legal honest
please don't tell Chris Hanson about me!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
No wonder Steve Irwin died.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Lampito's tits
stabbed him in the heart?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
If the coroner's report is to be believed, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
They're still pretty damn great

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I've decided to do January again.
I ran 7.5K on the crosstrainer. Then dreamt about merangues :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I've always moved
around 32-36B. Now I'm a C. Do I win anything?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
A baby!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Hahaha!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I only seem to attract girls who have big breasts.
This isn't a problem in itself, but I wouldn't mind some variety.

So in answer to your question, I'd probably just roll my eyes and say "what, again?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Go out with a guy then just to even it out.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I see your logic
unfortunately I'm not a big fan of cocks that aren't my own. I'm not even that big a fan of mine, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
haha!
You can't expect women to love your cock if you don't even love it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I enjoy what I can do with it.
But I can't see myself liking other MEN doing what I like to do with it, to me.

IF that makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Not even other women?
You can't understand women liking playing with you? Why? Is it that weird?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
hm?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Ok
Did you just change it? Because gay men will probably enjoy it, unless it's weird.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
They may
but I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Learn to love yourself
if you want other people to love you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I don't have any problems on that score
I'm very shallow. And a terrible egotist.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
This reminds me
The girls at work were saying how they don't like it when women at work walk out of the showers naked. I've seen some of the women I work with and I can state that I would have no problem with it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
we have clothes for a reason

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Yeah, all the wrong reasons.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I don't like it either
I don't like seeing bushes around, specially at work.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
The mens showers are communal
We have no choice but to watch each others massive cocks slapping about as we soap our naked muscular bodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
*goes for a lie down*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
hmmm....I always thought you could look away, or shut your eyes, or maybe not shower at work

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I have to shower at work
I cycle 15 miles to get here.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah, just like you HAVE to look at mens willies
you massive perv
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Hell yeh I do!
Comparing sizes is every mans prerogative
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
And I'm glad
you just told me that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I did the whole communal shower thing at school
It was horrendous then, and I see no reason it would be any less so now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Some people use the disabled shower
I think they are insecure. Personally it doesn't bother me anymore. Its just my hot naked body.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I don't have a hot naked body
which is why I'm insecure.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
how often do you walk around naked?
the only time I'm naked is when I'm in the shower, asleep, or getting it on
and if they've made it thus far, got it in, then I doubt they're sickened enough to get it out and leave
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Well, there is that.
But I'm talking about gym showers and things. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
chin up, saves on nasty pervy lesbos hitting on you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Frankly, it would make a change to have anyone hitting on me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
oh you gorgeous people! you're single and you hate that everyone hits on you
then you're not single and you hate that no one hits on you
le sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Firstly, I'm not gorgeous.
Secondly, no one ever hit on me when I was single.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
not even your husband?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
No, I had to throw myself at him.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Oh I know, aren't we awful!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I would show her mine
and then she'd instantly cheer up and say 'well, at least I'm not as flatchested as you are!'
(berk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
You could then counter with
"but I'm having hot dirty sex with a smaller than average penis"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
But I don't want to counter
as that suggests I want to make Amberl sad. I doubt tennis boy is her type anyway.
Besides, I do my kegels. Slightly smaller than average is fine.
(berk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
*tight chuff high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
*small penis tens*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Apparently it's the first two inches that are the most sensitive anyway
so as long as he's bigger than that and knows what he's doing it's all good. And he is and does *grins*
(berk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
It's not how big the worm is. It's how you wiggle it.
*this is a lie*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
That's fine if you want to catch fish

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Some would say that the two are comparable.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Pfft would I say anything like that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
You'd say
"hahahahaha, they look like two fried eggs slapped up against the wall!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
All this sexual tension and _still_ nobody around to give me a good nosh off.
Sad Times, sad times indeed. Wouldn't happen back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

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