Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would show her mineand then she'd instantly cheer up and say 'well, at least I'm not as flatchested as you are!'
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You could then counter with"but I'm having hot dirty sex with a smaller than average penis"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:01,
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But I don't want to counteras that suggests I want to make Amberl sad. I doubt tennis boy is her type anyway.
Besides, I do my kegels. Slightly smaller than average is fine.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Apparently it's the first two inches that are the most sensitive anywayso as long as he's bigger than that and knows what he's doing it's all good. And he is and does *grins*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
It's not how big the worm is. It's how you wiggle it. *this is a lie*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Pfft would I say anything like that(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:10,
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You'd say"hahahahaha, they look like two fried eggs slapped up against the wall!"
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
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