yes, yes it is weird to play with poo
and women are likely to try anything if they're eased into it
not when you slam your dick in their arse and say "oh, it slipped!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I can't see the fascination of looking at your knob and seeing a small piece of poo stuck to it.
Somebody else's poo too. Having an eneama to clear you out is hardly going to lead to spontaneous sex.

I'll stick with a nice fresh twat if that's alright.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

*clicks for fresh twat*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

You don't need an enema to not have a dirtpipe filled with bits of poo.
A decent diet and proper toilet hygine usually covers it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

^poo pipe researcher^

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Nah.
It's not my specialism.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Madame, for that you may have a click.

(berk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Pray tell us how to clear your sphincter without recourse to a bottle brush.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)

He uses the toilet brush.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I wondered what I was doing wrong.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)

totally agreeing with you here

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

horses for courses innit?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)