Time for a link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-13013076

My questions is "WHAT THE FUCK?" Is anyone prepared to admit to being into this kind of thing?

Alt: Weirdest sexual fetish that either you are in to, or you know someone who is in to it. No 2nd hand stories 'my mate met someone once...' type stories.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:14, 75 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not into that,
I don't see the problem with people being into that, I see the problem is them taking and sharing those sort of phots without the permission of the women.

All fetishes are strange if you're not into them, meh what ever gets people off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Except furries,
they should be killed.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I fucking hate having to do this
*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Great question Rev.
No I'm not into that sort of thing.

Pretty vanilla myself, but I'll give most things a bash (ahem). Had an ex who loved being smacked, nipple clamps, all that jazz.

Definitely no amputee fetishism though.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I wouldn't say that light pain play like that was unusual, though?

( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

You tell me
*Sits down, opens notebook, takes top of pen*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'm not a fan of it, myself.
I've met loads of girls who love it, though. Must be a sub thing, I guess.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Agreed
I know loads of girls who love having their hair pulled. If, when I had long hair, a girl had given it a tug during coitus I'd have lamped her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I think most girls like to be treated roughly. I've never met one who didn't.
Sex is a pretty base activity, makes sense it'd bring out our more animal side.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

nice generalisation there
maybe you just look for sub-type girls
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I don't look for them, particularly
but I seem to find them
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Depends
Spanking isn't unusual, but there's no mention of how hard she liked to be smacked
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Punch her in the face and work backwards to the acceptable pain level.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Come on people!
Give her a hand!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Pfft

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Sorry.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I did stifle a laugh, I'll admit it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

That's prosthetic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Alt: My friend "DIY Dean" maintains that it is his ultimate fantasy
to be able to shag a multi amputee so he can spin her round on his penis.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

A bit of the old helicoptering, eh?

( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I can understand that.
Same with midgets/dwarves which I quite like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I wonder why he's called 'DIY'
he must get loads of ladies throwing themselves at him.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

He used to work in dry wall and now works as a handyman for a University.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Ah I see
I thought it was more to do with massive amounts of self abuse brought about by his inability to attract female amputees.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

This would be better

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

But that's not really anything to do with the amputee bit, it's just a dumb boy being a dumb boy.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

That's not so uncommon actually
Women are often so attracted to men with prosthetic hands that they're prepared to overlook being blood relations, or other glaring character flaws like a tendency towards genocide and being seduced by the dark side of the Force.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

That was a long time ago.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

It wasn't local to here either

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I don't see the appeal. But you can't control what you like, you can only control how you react to it.
I can imagine she feels even worse with all these men doing what they're doing.

alt: I'm vanilla, I like the biting or choking thing but nothing too extreme.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

My mate got his missus to piss on him
and she told us all.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

oh my god, how embarrassing, that's a rightly earned cunt punt right there

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Ha ha,
serves him right.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Our thoughts exactly!

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Had he been stung by a jellyfish?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Nope
He's just a perv
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

That's not pervy.
I've done that loads of times. The garden in the wee hours is always fun.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

It seems quite 'armless to me.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ly6ArVKCI&NR=1
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

All the fetishes I have were suddenly made socially acceptable and quite tame with the invention of the internet.

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I find that people tend to view you as weird
if you don't have some sort of fetish, post-internet. Attitudes have flipped poles.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I also find that women are far more open to try things

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Maybe
although I haven't met one yet who wanted it up the dirtbox
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

because we think it's weird that men want to play with shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

No it isn't and that isn't true of all women by a long way.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

yes, yes it is weird to play with poo
and women are likely to try anything if they're eased into it
not when you slam your dick in their arse and say "oh, it slipped!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I can't see the fascination of looking at your knob and seeing a small piece of poo stuck to it.
Somebody else's poo too. Having an eneama to clear you out is hardly going to lead to spontaneous sex.

I'll stick with a nice fresh twat if that's alright.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

*clicks for fresh twat*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

You don't need an enema to not have a dirtpipe filled with bits of poo.
A decent diet and proper toilet hygine usually covers it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

^poo pipe researcher^

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Nah.
It's not my specialism.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Madame, for that you may have a click.

(berk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Pray tell us how to clear your sphincter without recourse to a bottle brush.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)

He uses the toilet brush.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I wondered what I was doing wrong.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)

totally agreeing with you here

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

horses for courses innit?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

20% of the women I have slept with wanted to at least try it

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)

my quick maths says 14.3% for me
therefore either you've got dirtier exes than me or there's about a 2.5% standard deviation in back-door booting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Resolutely 0% for me, regardless of how I try to cook the books.
I'm not overly fussed about trying it, but I'd rather have the possibility open.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

stop skewing in the figures, man.
We'll never get this shit published with that kind of variance.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

also, how can you cook the books?
it's a pretty much yes/no kinda thing, surely?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

My ex enjoyed it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

My ex (the one with the 30G's)
liked it so much that we did it before we had normal sex. Weirdddd
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

that's possibly mildly odd.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

possibly mildly
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Where's Jeff when you need him?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

*Waves!*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

The floor is yours
As you're not allowed on the couch.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I knew a plushophile
and I know someone who has slightly furry tendencies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

wolfbaggers always troubled me
It seems awfully dangerous being inside a bag with a wolf, and that's before you even start with the foreplay.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I did know somebody who was into blood, a long time ago.
They were all-round odd, though. I was never sure whether it was a fetish or a symptom.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I'm quite into blood
I like keeping about 7 pints of it inside me wherever possible
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Boom boom
I mean they liked being scratched and bitten until they bled.

A bit of scratching and biting, ok. But until you bleed? That ain't right.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)

My mate is in to sub/dom stuff
I once got a gleeful picture message of her arse/thighs covered in whipmarks. Not my bag but she had a blast, so fair play to her.
Unfortunately I'm incredibly vanilla. Boringly so. This troubles me.
(berk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)