Remember that episode of Friends, yeah?
Where Monica's super-rich boyfriend decided to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion? He was played by Jon Favreau out of Swingers, he went on to direct Elf and both Iron man films to date. Well, like him, but better, and with very specific opponents, neither of whom would be remotely hard.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Really?
You don't know Friends? YOU? Really?

I did not anticipate this when I composed my post.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I don't even know friends with a small F.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I like this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Yeah', totally remember that.
Don't really see the relivancy though
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I'd totally get all trained up in martial arts and stuff
Then build my own ring and invite people round to spar with. And when I say "invite" I mean "force by means of my own personal army" and when I say "spar" I mean "fight to the death"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

And when you say 'ring' you mean...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

he wants to fuck men
in the arse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Thanks for the clarification there mate
I think we were all unsure up until now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

here to help

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

that guy directed Iron Man?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Aye, and plays Happy Hogan in it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

1 & 2
Cast himself as Happy Hogan too

EDIT: curse you, Mad Dog!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)