The poor and disadvantaged of life
All they need is a cuddle and their problems will seem like they've been halved
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

As long as they don't tell an adult, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

On leaving the house at 6 this morning I encountered a knight of Holloway Road asleep on the pavement with a plastic bottle of white lightening used as an impromptu pillow
Fucking class that is
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Nice. Very nice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

When in Newquay I met one at about 11am who, having polished off a breakfast of sardines in tomato sauce straight from the can
was opening a large bottle of Napolean brandy to get him through the day.

Very well-spoken he was. Don't let anyone tell you that Newquay isn't a place with class.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

There's a load of derros round Muswell Hill just presently, less gentleman of the road, more fucking skank
The chap who talks to the bin can occasionally be amusing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

The Camberwell Green dossers use wine bags blown up with air.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

that's savvy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I genuinely read that as Camberwick Green.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Captain Snort should be your username.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Windy Miller the pisshead!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)