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Who's going out tonight?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:56, 46 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i'm going to your mum's

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Say hi, she's a good cook.
Dad's a bit religious but he hates muslims as much as most americans so you'll get on.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

i'm a muslim

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)

No pork chops for you!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)

stop making me laugh

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Haha.
Not me. Skint.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I'm meant to be saving for glastonbury
but I might go out to meet drunk people for a pint.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I do have beer.
So all is not lost.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I might stay in and watch shatner lose his mind in Boston Legal

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I might watch last week's Doctor Who again.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:10, Reply)

SHOULD HAVE BEEN TWO EPISODES!
it's a bit too rushed.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Still, looking forward to the second half of the series.
And series 7 has been confirmed as well. Woohoo.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Wild horses would not get me out tonight

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

How about slightly annoyed donkeys?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:10, Reply)

How about a friend texting you three times saying "oh go onnnnnnn"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Not me anymore

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

:(
or :) I don't know
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)

definitely :(
I'm really rather upset now.

On the plus side I might break my 'don't drink alone' rule and neck two bottles of wine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Oh :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

One and a half is good.
If you have two you tend to smash things.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

you I
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

two bottles is just a dent
I'll be tipsy, and if I'm alone I might cry or something but it's unlikely
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I'll be off my fucking tits after two bottles.
I rarely drink wine and it fucks me up.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)

There's a houseparty tonight for this crazy girl I know.
She's not like cukoo crazy, but will cut you if you piss her off crazy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Go but break both her arms when you arrive.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Just to be on the safe side

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)

are you CRAZY?!
she probably has lazer eyes
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I am in London tomorrow doing a fuckton of Class A drugs and raving.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Woooooooooooo!
*dances*
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

fabric.
Damian Lazarus, Terry Francis and Radioactive Man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Just be careful Ok.
Drink lots of water and wear loose clothing.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I wear big baggy jeans.
Because I have to.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Chunky thighs?

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)

No, because I have to get up at fecking 6am in the morning.
I'm beginning to think I should just have taken the points on my licence like a man.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Ooh are you going on one of those safe driving instead of points courses?
I went on one. Believe it or not, it worked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Yup! Four hours of utter tedium telling me what I already know.
And I've just discovered we don't get free tea and biscuits.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Don't be dismissive
I went on one a few years ago and was expecting a sort of alcoholics anonymous confessional "my name is TD and I drive too fast" stuff.

The first thing the bloke who took it said was how stupid we were to have got caught speeding.

It wasn't at all condescending and it really did make me think. Where is it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Leyland, about 80 min drive but 60 if I put my foot down : D
I know I'm not supposed to drive too fast and why and most of the time I don't, but we all still do it and I probably will again. If I didn't already have three points on my licence I wouldn't have booked the class.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)

No speed cameras on the M65 from Burnley
50 mins from yours.

And I've just got my first contract!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

It takes me 20 minutes to get to Burnley. Are you sure?
And Wooooo! : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Yes
Leyland is at the end of the M65.

And yes, WOOOO!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I'll make it an hour as I have to find the damn place once I get to Leyland.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)

My bestie went on one and now drives like a normal person
instead of doing 50 in the slow lane on the motorway and pissing off truckers.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Splendid vid.
I'm in bed, full of cab sav rosé and bacon. Laaaaaaaaavly!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

They make strange bedfellows.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)