I haven't kept up, are you abandoning your house because it's so shit or something?
Less importantly where do I send your shit (and late) randomburn cd to?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Pretty much yeah
Debating whether to fix it up for rent or to sell, or to sell as a fixer-up.

Or burn it down mysteriously.

It'll still be there for a couple of months yet, until I get the last two Randomburn CDs I wouldn't dream of getting rid.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

By pass the lecy and start a cannabis factory
For added authenticity move some vietnamise in as caretakers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I saw the Bristolian police on telly enter a cannabis factory
I say enter as they didn't want to do any damage. Once inside it was apparent no one was home, so they left a polite but firm note asking the owner to present himself at the local nick...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I'm campaigning to get them called Bristoliers
rather than Bristolian

either that or Bristoleros
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Or 'bumpkin cunts', my personal choice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

accurate
somehow they are more backwards than people who live in rural Devon. It's that combination of Somerset/Gloucester inbreeding and small city wankerness.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)